Increased Risk Jokes
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A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens
It increases their risk of awww-tism
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What's the similarity between light beer and having s**... in a canoe?
They both increase the risk of drowning.
People who eat bacon...
People who eat bacon have a higher risk of a heart attack.
People who don't have an increased risk of bringing the twin towers down.
What do African-Americans and Jews have in common?
An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma.
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Great Medical Fact about Girls.
A glass of wine every day increases the risk of a s**.... Allow her to finish the bottle and she might s**... you off as well.
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SkyMall Magazine has filed for bankruptcy. SkyMall blamed the decline in sales on the fact that s**... people have run out of money.
Scientists have proved that hearing jokes and the voices of family members helps coma patients wake up faster. One family started doing a comedy show, and the coma patient sprinted out of the hospital.
In New Hampshire, four bears died after they overdosed on chocolate bait. Even more tragic, one of the bear's New Year's Resolutions was to eat better.
A study has revealed that sitting for long periods increases your risk of death. It's especially lethal if you sit for a period longer than 100 years.
Cubans hope that improved relations with the US will also bring better internet access. To give you an idea of how slow Cuba's internet is, they're still waiting for Gangnam Style to load.
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