Incorrect Jokes
86 incorrect jokes and hilarious incorrect puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about incorrect that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article takes its readers on a comedic journey to explore incorrect jokes due to false claims, typos, morally incorrect statements, and mistaken grammar. It provides a humorous perspective on how the misuse of language can provide a humorous reading.
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Funniest Incorrect Short Jokes
Short incorrect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incorrect humour may include short mistaken jokes also.
- I'm giving up drinking, for a month. *(oops, incorrect punctuation)*
I'm giving up. Drinking for a month. - I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite. Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
- My girlfriend is angry with me for incorrectly quoting the Princess Bride Unbelievable!
- Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say "Jerome can you please paint the fence".
- I used to date my english teacher but she broke up with me due to incorrect use of the colon
- I changed my password to "incorrect" So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"
- I was unlucky to be sacked as a chef for using the incorrect fish and herbs Wrong plaice, wrong thyme
- I believe, if you're in special ed, and you're late to class... ...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy.
- I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.
- I changed my password to "incorrect . So whenever I forget what my password is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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Incorrect One Liners
Which incorrect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with incorrect? I can suggest the ones about error and missing.
- I hate it when people use "you're" and "your" incorrectly There so dumb
- How do you begin a politically incorrect joke? President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...
- The only way to spell incorrectly correctly Is to spell it incorrectly.
- What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
I'll see myself out. - What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
- What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse.
- What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly
- I was just fired for making an incorrect sandwich Whoops, wrong sub
- TIFU by bathing incorrectly Whoops, wrong tub.
- What's the only word that's spelled incorrectly in the dictionary Incorrectly
- F.B.L.C #The
#Association
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#Acronyms - What do you call an incorrectly labeled bottle of orange juice? Pulp fiction
- What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
- TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car Oops, wrong sub!
- What do you call it when Ant-Man makes a politically incorrect joke? A microaggression.
Politically Incorrect Jokes
Here is a list of funny politically incorrect jokes and even better politically incorrect puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's now apparently politically incorrect to say "Black paint" Now you have to say "Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?".
- Is this the right place for politically incorrect jokes? I have this great one about President Benjamin Franklin.
- What did Google say to the politically incorrect employee? I can help you search for a new job.
- Among all the politically incorrect jokes on this sub, here's my favorite: Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
- Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics
- It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, "Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"
- As politically incorrect as it is to admit, there is a difference between men and women. A vast deferens.
- A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?
Because she wanted to get it off her chest. - I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: Abraham Lincoln was never president !
- I recently told a joke about how Democrats favor small government, and decreased taxes. It didn't go over very well. Everyone said it was politically incorrect.
Fun-Filled Incorrect Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about incorrect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unexpected jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incorrect pranks.
Mental institution
There's a mental institution, and they are having a
patient evaluation, to see if any patients need to be there
any longer. The doctor then goes around questioning the top three candidates.
He goes to the first patient and asks him , "What is 3 times 3?"
After an hour of scratching his head, and with a confused look on his face he replies, "Two-hundred!".
"That is incorrect." The doctor responds.
He then asks the next patient."What is 3 multiplied by 3?" After a long period of time the patient
responds, "Thursday!". "That is incorrect replies the doctor.
He then goes to the next patient and asks him, "What is 3 times 3?"
The patient quickly responds, "Nine!". The doctor then says "Correct!,
how did you figure that out?" The patient then responds, "I multiplied, 200 by Thursday and then
I added three!"
Lil' Rascals
read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"
An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...
The host asks; "Old MacDonald had a what, and then spell it for me."
The American says; "Old MacDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H," he was incorrect.
The Australian buzzes in and answers; "Old MacDonald had a property, P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y," he was incorrect.
The Irishman thinks for a a little and finally answers, "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,"
On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...
*"Let's play a game"* - he suggests.
The woman ignores him.
*"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."*
The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the first question.
*"What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?"*
The woman hands him $5. Now it's her turn.
*"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"*
The lawyer is astonished. He frantically surfs the Internet, searches his pocket encyclopedia and asks his scientist friends. He finds nothing. Hours later, when finally giving up looking for the answer, he wakes the woman, hands her $50 and asks:
*"So, what is the answer?"*
Without saying a word, she hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.
**
An investigation was carried out by a foundry...
since somehow people were getting a hold of their new ingots before they started selling them publicly. They investigated the entire foundry and found out that the man in charge of working the furnace was selling the ingots illegally, under the table. This only proves that he who smelt it, dealt it.
(fyi I don't know anything about metalworks or smelting at all. If I used any of these terms incorrectly, sorry.)
The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form
I told them it was Typo
A mathematician goes into an insane asylum
He approaches a group of gentleman and asks:
How much is 9 minus 3?
First guy answers: "Potato."
Nope. I'm afraid that is incorrect. Anybody else?
"Tuesday." Replies a second.
Wrong again.
"Six!" Answers a third.
Ah! Very good. Tell me how did you figure that out?
"Simple! I just multiplied Tuesday and Potato and subtracted 83.
What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly is the only word spelled
I n c o r r e c t l y
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house
They watch as two people walk in, and a while later three people walk out.
"The initial measurement was incorrect," says the physicist.
"They must have reproduced," says the biologist.
"If exactly one person goes in, the house will be empty," says the mathematician.
I was talking to a girl about the establishment of the 4th r**... when a girl told me that I was being politically incorrect
Apparently the proper term is "European Union"
My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word "ironic" to describe situations in her life.
It's pretty ironic.
Donald Trump Was Right About Two Things
1. That every poll which showed him inevitably losing were incorrect
and
2. That the results were rigged
An old Minnesota farmer found out the Minnesota and Iowa state border had been surveyed incorrectly.
When they told him his house was actually in Iowa by 10 feet He said, "Thank god. No more Minnesota Winters!"
My Doctors surgery called me today to tell me that the print out I received stating I have Blood Type A was incorrect.
They say it was a Type O
A man wakes up in the hospital after electrocuting himself...
Doctor: What is your name?
Man: Steven
Doctor: Good. Who is the current US President?
Man: Obama
Doctor: Oh no that is incorrect it is President Trump
Man: d**... it didn't work
A jewish man walks down the street
He is approached by a native american man who aggresively states
"Your people stole my land!" The jew, knowing that this is incorrect, defends himself.
"i'm not white, i'm jewish, you see," he began, "My family fled here from germany in 1943", but was cut short by the native american.
"My house was taken by the bank"
In some languages, a double negative carries the negation through to its target. So in "I don't have no pencil," the "no" in "no pencil" indicates what I don't have. In others, while incorrect, a double negative is a positive. But, there is no known language where a double positive is a negative.
Yeah, right.
Never Forget Your Password Again
Set it to "incorrect" so when you type in the wrong password you'll get an automatic reminder:
"Your password is incorrect"
The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly...
...is when it's spelled incorrectly.
What is the English word for when a person takes his own life?
s**...?
No that is incorrect.
How can that be wrong?
Remember, s**... is never the answer.
Everyone says an apple a day keeps the doctor away is a incorrect statement
But I'm starting to think people just aren't as good at throwing as I am.
My wife hates it when I quote old movies incorrectly
But frankly, my dear, I don't give a s**...!
Forth annual Hicksville spelling b
Down to the last 3 contestants....
The last word is before;
Judge; contestant #1 the word is before
C1: Before b e f o u r befour
Judge: I'm sorry but that is incorrect!
Contestant #2, the word is before
C2: before b e f o r. Before.
Judge: I'm sorry but that is incorrect!
Contestant #3, same word, before.
C3: before b e f o r e BEFORE
JUDGE: That is correct! Now can you use it in a sentence?
C3: yes, 2 + 2 before
What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?
They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.
(Edit)
Thank you for the awards.
As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/
I just realized I have been using the phrase sunk cost fallacy incorrectly all my life.
Oh well, it's too late to do anything now.
A man gets pulled over right as he's exiting the freeway.
As he rolls down his window, the cop asks him, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?!"
The man replies, "Well I sure as h**... know that I was within the d**... speed limit!"
The cop says, "No sure, that's incorrect. You're meant to exit this freeway at 35 mph, and I clocked you doing over 100."
"That's b**...!" spat the man. "I ain't dumb. I can read. That sign right over there said exit 125!"
I changed all my passwords.
I've changed all my passwords to "incorrect"
So whenever I forget my password and try something else, the software reminds me that -
"Your password is incorrect"
