Incorrect Jokes

Following is our collection of mistakenly puns and dictate one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Incorrect jokes for adults, dirty rong jokes and clean accurate dad gags for kids.

The Best Incorrect Puns

Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'?

Now you have to say "Jerome can you please paint the fence".

How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?

President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...

I used to date my english teacher

but she broke up with me due to incorrect use of the colon

A mathematician goes into an insane asylum

He approaches a group of gentleman and asks:

How much is 9 minus 3?
First guy answers: "Potato."
Nope. I'm afraid that is incorrect. Anybody else?
"Tuesday." Replies a second.
Wrong again.
"Six!" Answers a third.
Ah! Very good. Tell me how did you figure that out?
"Simple! I just multiplied Tuesday and Potato and subtracted 83.

I changed my password to "incorrect"

So when I forget it my computer will tell me "your password is incorrect"


Mental institution

There's a mental institution, and they are having a
patient evaluation, to see if any patients need to be there
any longer. The doctor then goes around questioning the top three candidates.
He goes to the first patient and asks him , "What is 3 times 3?"
After an hour of scratching his head, and with a confused look on his face he replies, "Two-hundred!".
"That is incorrect." The doctor responds.

He then asks the next patient."What is 3 multiplied by 3?" After a long period of time the patient
responds, "Thursday!". "That is incorrect replies the doctor.

He then goes to the next patient and asks him, "What is 3 times 3?"
The patient quickly responds, "Nine!". The doctor then says "Correct!,
how did you figure that out?" The patient then responds, "I multiplied, 200 by Thursday and then
I added three!"

I believe, if you're in Special Ed, and you're late to class...

...it's politically incorrect to say you're tardy.

I was unlucky to be sacked as a chef for using the incorrect fish and herbs

Wrong plaice, wrong thyme

I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form

I told them it was Typo


It's now apparently politically incorrect to say "Black paint"

Now you have to say "Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?".

Is this the right place for politically incorrect jokes?

I have this great one about President Benjamin Franklin.

I was just fired for making an incorrect sandwich

Whoops, wrong sub

I was talking to a girl about the establishment of the 4th Reich when a girl told me that I was being politically incorrect

Apparently the proper term is "European Union"

What did Google say to the politically incorrect employee?

I can help you search for a new job.

My Doctors surgery called me today to tell me that the print out I received stating I have Blood Type A was incorrect.

They say it was a Type O

F.B.L.C

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What is the English word for when a person takes his own life?

Suicide?

No that is incorrect.

How can that be wrong?

Remember, suicide is never the answer.


Among all the politically incorrect jokes on this sub, here's my favorite:

Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct

Yet they're both incorrect for politics

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house

They watch as two people walk in, and a while later three people walk out.

"The initial measurement was incorrect," says the physicist.

"They must have reproduced," says the biologist.

"If exactly one person goes in, the house will be empty," says the mathematician.

It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days...

You must say, "Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"

As politically incorrect as it is to admit, there is a difference between men and women.

A vast deferens.

A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect)

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

A man wakes up in the hospital after electrocuting himself...

Doctor: What is your name?

Man: Steven

Doctor: Good. Who is the current US President?

Man: Obama

Doctor: Oh no that is incorrect it is President Trump

Man: Dammit it didn't work

In some languages, a double negative carries the negation through to its target. So in "I don't have no pencil," the "no" in "no pencil" indicates what I don't have. In others, while incorrect, a double negative is a positive. But, there is no known language where a double positive is a negative.

Yeah, right.

A jewish man walks down the street

He is approached by a native american man who aggresively states

"Your people stole my land!" The jew, knowing that this is incorrect, defends himself.

"i'm not white, i'm jewish, you see," he began, "My family fled here from germany in 1943", but was cut short by the native american.

"My house was taken by the bank"

TIFU by installing the incorrect speaker parts in my car

Oops, wrong sub!

Donald Trump Was Right About Two Things

1. That every poll which showed him inevitably losing were incorrect

and

2. That the results were rigged

Lil' Rascals

read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"

Never Forget Your Password Again

Set it to "incorrect" so when you type in the wrong password you'll get an automatic reminder:

"Your password is incorrect"

My password for everything is incorrect

I can never forget it, if I get it wrong somehow my computer will tell me your password is incorrect

What do you call it when Ant-Man makes a politically incorrect joke?

A microaggression.

I was asked if I knew any blacksmiths

And apparently "Will" and "Jada Pinkett" were incorrect answers.

I recently told a joke about how Democrats favor small government, and decreased taxes.

It didn't go over very well. Everyone said it was politically incorrect.

A stick of butter is at a party. He overhears a conversation in which someone is giving incorrect facts to prove their point. He steps in, and says Actually...

Clarified butter.

I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes.

Listen to this absolute classic: Abraham Lincoln was never president !

If a special ed kid is late for school

Is it politically incorrect to give them a "Tardy" slip?

An American, an Australian and an Irishman are all on a quiz show...

The host asks; "Old MacDonald had a what, and then spell it for me."

The American says; "Old MacDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H," he was incorrect.

The Australian buzzes in and answers; "Old MacDonald had a property, P-R-O-P-E-R-T-Y," he was incorrect.

The Irishman thinks for a a little and finally answers, "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,"

Men often think that women don't know what they want.

That's incorrect. Women know exactly what they do and don't want, however, those two are usually the same thing.

Incorrect password!

Your password must contain:

a Uppercase letter

A number

A haiku

A gang sign

A hieroglyph

And the blood of a Virgin

So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC.

Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.

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