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I like incorporating my f**... into my job...
It keeps me working hard.
When the Saxons landed in England...
...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again
The owner of Bell Incorporated has just died...
The first in line to receive the inheritance is the owner's son, who gladly accepts it. However, the company lawyer says that he needs to take a photo of him for legal purposes. After developing the photo, he sends it off to the employees in the company to announce their new boss. He says "Here's the fresh prints of Bell heir".
My doctor told me to to incorporate more hole foods into my diet
so I ate a box of donuts.
A man stormed into the Doctor's office
A man stormed into the doctor's office full of excitement. He grabbed the doctor's hand and pumping it furiously, exclaimed Doc, I just want to thank you and tell you how your treatments have improved my life! The bold way that incorporate new scientific breakthroughs with traditional holistic has made all the difference, Thank you!
The doctor, amazed and confused, stammered Thank you, but you're not one of my patients..
I know, said the man, but my uncle was and I'm his only heir!!
A company i thought of making
I thought of doing a company called Procrastination Incorporated, and every shop i make, ill just put coming soon on the entrance
What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?
An incorporation.
Passover pun
My brother hosts our family's passover meals. During the course of the dinner he incorporates puns taken from the Haggadah. His puns are so painful we call him the Marquis de Seder.
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