Incontinent Jokes

Funniest Incontinent Short Jokes

Short incontinent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incontinent humour may include short incontinence jokes also.

1. What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common? They're both incontinence down under.
2. An elderly man has urinary incontinence. Why does he drink holy water before going to bed on Christmas Eve? He wanted to sleep in heavenly pees.
3. I asked my incontinent father-in-law if he wanted anything from the store,he replied ... "Depends"
4. We are sorry to announce that we are out of diapers, Poise, and Attends. We apologize for any incontinence.
5. Inconvenience is waiting in line to use the bathroom Incontinence is not waiting in line to use the bathroom.
6. My friend wanted me to support to his faecal incontinence charity I said I'm sorry but I can't get behind it
7. Did you hear about the incontinent tomato grower? He soiled his plants! They've never been happier.
8. Why did the incontinent museum director get fired? He kept gushing over the gallery.
9. Laughter is the best medicine Except for incontinence.
10. "Incontinence helpline... Can you hold, please?"

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Incontinent One Liners

Which incontinent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with incontinent? I can suggest the ones about impotent and indecent.

1. My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ... It runs in my jeans.
2. Did you hear about the incontinent woodworker? He specialised in staining chairs
3. What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? Incontinent
4. "Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"
5. Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent? Ctrl-P
6. Printer jam Why couldn't the incontinent person print?
   They couldn't Ctrl-P
7. Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P
8. What medical condition are elderly bats most afraid of? Incontinence.
9. What do you call an incontinent Turkish man? Mustafa Pee.
10. Which continent has the most elderly people? The incontinent.
11. What's the worst thing for bats as they age? Incontinence.
12. Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent
    No time to talk.
13. Finding out my spouse was disabled and incontinent... Was a wife-changing experience.
14. Hi, you've reached the Urinary Incontinence Department. Please hold.
15. I gave my incontinent friend some adult diapers... He's a changed man now.

Charming Humor Incontinent Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about incontinent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean incapable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incontinent pranks.