The Best 17 Incontinence Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Incontinence jokes. There are some incontinence peed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these incontinence incurable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Incontinence Jokes and Puns

My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ...

It runs in my jeans.

What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common?

They're both incontinence down under.

An elderly man has urinary incontinence. Why does he drink holy water before going to bed on Christmas Eve?

He wanted to sleep in heavenly pees.

Incontinence joke, An elderly man has urinary incontinence. Why does he drink holy water before going to bed on Christm

"Incontinence hotline...

...can you hold?"

What medical condition are elderly bats most afraid of?

Incontinence.


We are sorry to announce that we are out of diapers, Poise, and Attends.

We apologize for any incontinence.

I've recently had severe bowel incontinence, so I decided to consult my doctor before starting up a daily powerwalking routine...

When I asked how my condition will affect my walks, my doctor responded, "Nothing severe, but you never know when the walks will turn into the runs."

Incontinence joke, I've recently had severe bowel incontinence, so I decided to consult my doctor before starting up a

What's the worst thing for bats as they age?

Incontinence.

Inconvenience is waiting in line to use the bathroom

Incontinence is not waiting in line to use the bathroom.

Hi, you've reached the Urinary Incontinence Department.

Please hold.

My friend wanted me to support to his faecal incontinence charity

I said I'm sorry but I can't get behind it

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Laughter is the best medicine

Except for incontinence.

"Incontinence helpline...

Can you hold, please?"

How much do ladies bladder incontinence panties cost?

Just a Tena

I phoned the incontinence clinic emergency helpline today ...

They asked "where are you ringing from?"
I replied "the waist down".

What do you call someone with urinary incontinence?

The Leaky Cauldron

Incontinence joke, What do you call someone with urinary incontinence?

One old man was talking to another

"Hows your incontinence?"

"Depends."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the incontinence constipation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working incontinence urethra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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