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I was seriously depressed after a recent loss. My GF bought me an Xbox

But that didn't help. So she tried a Playstation - no luck there either. She ended up going through everything from a Sega Master System to a Nintendo Switch, but nothing helped - turns out I was just inconsolable

My brother's doctor says he can no longer play
video games, and he's taking it very hard

He's inconsolable

A daughter is in a fierce argument with her father

The dad is yelling, she's inconsolable and crying. She finally gets sick and tired of it, and storms up to her bedroom.
Before entering, she lashes out at her father "Oh, and more thing: Jim Morrison is a terrible artist!"
The father, filled with rage yells back "Young lady, there will be NO slamming of The Doors in this house!"

My Girlfriend's Hair

My girlfriend came home last night, crying, inconsolable. She had just gone to the hair salon and they cut her hair WAY too short, like, four inches too short. I said baby, what are you worried about? It'll grow back eventually. I'm the one who has to find a new girlfriend.

The university president was inconsolable when the wing housing social sciences and languages burned down.

"Oh, the Humanities!" he cried.

What do you call a call a bratty child that's mad that they didn't get a PS5 for Christmas?

inconsolable

If you sell your Xbox or PS4...

Does that make you inconsolable?

An inconsolable wife is rushed into the operating room...

Surgeon: "Ma'am! I think we may be able to save your husbands arm.
Wife: "Really?! Oh my god yes!!!"
Surgeon: "Right. Where would you like it sent?"

I only have a PC so I can't play all the new exclusives.

I am just inconsolable.

Inconsolable joke, I only have a PC so I can't play all the new exclusives.

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Inconsolable joke, I only have a PC so I can't play all the new exclusives.

Inconsolable joke, I only have a PC so I can't play all the new exclusives.