Inconceivable Jokes
25 inconceivable jokes and hilarious inconceivable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inconceivable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Inconceivable Short Jokes
Short inconceivable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inconceivable humour may include short unthinkable jokes also.
- Two years ago, Vizzini had a vasectomy. Today, she announced to him that she is pregnant with his child. He yelled: "Inconceivable!"
- My wife and I have been trying to have a boy for years, but it isn't happening. Inconceivable
- When I was young, the idea of having children before marriage was not something I could comprehend. You could say that it was inconceivable.
- Did you hear about the couple that had a miscarriage? They were inconceivably disappointed.
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Inconceivable One Liners
Which inconceivable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inconceivable? I can suggest the ones about unbearable and unspeakable.
- What did Vizzini say to his wife after failing to have children? INCONCEIVABLE
- I don't see how anyone could be against birth control. It's just inconceivable
- How do you describe an astonishing contraceptive? Inconceivable!
- Princess Buttercup and Wesley were never able to have children She was inconceivable.
- My friend told me that his wife was infertile "Inconceivable!" I said.
- What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride? Inconceivable!
- You've never seen The Princess Bride? Inconceivable!
- What do babies and miscarriage jokes have in common? Inconceivable mums don't get them
- My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!
- What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable.
- A barren woman is... just inconceivable.
- What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable.
- I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during s**... ed! It's inconceivable!
Rib-Tickling Inconceivable Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about inconceivable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unbelievable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inconceivable pranks.
Inigo Montoya gets married
He tells his new wife that he has always wanted a son to carry on the family name. They try for several years, but never have any children. Upset, he takes her to Miracle Max to see what can be done. Miracle Max looks her over, asks some questions, consults his books, and comes back with the bad news. He tells Inigo that his wife will never bear children. It turns out that she's inconceivable.
A husband and wife are trying to have a baby
After many attempts and what seems like an endless number of trips to the doctor and fertility clinic they meet with the doctor who tells them, "I do not think you will be able to have children."
The wife is overcome with emotion and her husband consoles her saying, "Inconceivable."
The doctor replies,"I don't think that word means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride
Cary Elwes walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Oh, wow! 'Princess Bride' is one of my favorite movies," the bartender gushes. "Can you tell me any of the behind the scenes secrets?" "Well a little known fact is that they almost made a sequel. But they scrapped it because Wesley and Buttercup were unable to have children," Elwes said. "She was inconceivable."
