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The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible...
I'm sad as a coconut.
Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?
No comment.
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What does a mumble rapper and a politician have in common?
both of their careers depend on incomprehensible b**...
Everyone is concerned about Trump's health after he posted an incomprehensible tweet about his covfefe
But don't worry. Dr. Hufghfufu just assured the media that he's agvofofi.
Being autistic is a bit like being a photon...
Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible.
(source: am autistic)
Three EU commissioners walk into a bar
The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but available in 24 languages.
Half an year ago, a middle-aged man, walking home after a long and stressful day of work, found an old, crusty lamp in an abandoned alley.
"What harm could it do," he said out loud, and gave it a rub.
A genie emerged, exclaiming, All behold, I, the most powerful genie!! My might is unparalleled, my power is incomprehensible, and I shall grant you 3 wishes for freeing me from my prison...
"I am a simple man with a simple life, genie. All I wish for is to spend more time with my wife and children, have a shorter commute than I have now, and a case of Corona."
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A man calls his local liquor store
"When dO yoU open" the man asks in a drunken voice.
"We don't open until 9AM" the liquor store manager replies
A couple of hours later, the man calls the liquor store again.
"WhEn do YoU opEn?" he asks, now even more drunk, and almost shouting.
"As I told you earlier, we do not open until 9AM" the manager replies, annoyed"
A few hours later, the man calls the liquor store once again
"WHeebn DO yOUu OpEN?" the man is now almost entirely incomprehensible.
"We don't open until 9AM, and besides, in your current state, you wouldn't even be let into the store!" the manager shouts
"I'M nOt goIng INn you IdiOT, i'm goiNgg ouT!" the man replied
COMPUTERS: SHE OR HE?
COMPUTERS: SHE OR HE?
Why computers seem female:
-- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
-- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
-- The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
-- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
-- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.
Why computers seem male:
-- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
-- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they are the problem.
-- As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
-- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
-- Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
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