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Funniest Incomplete Short Jokes

Short incomplete jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incomplete humour may include short partially jokes also.

  1. Many people who get something that's incomplete will worry. But the man who buys a guitar with no neck does not fret.
  2. Nine out of ten people... ...at least according to the University of Incomplete Researches.
  3. Jokes without punchlines are pointless, and incomplete sentences are annoying,
    but together
  4. There are two ttpes of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,and
  5. I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: "I'm in Times Squares!"
    Me: "Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"
    Lady Friend: "You can barely do algebra..."
  6. Did you hear about the incomplete thought that got out early on good behavior? They say he served a sentence fragment.
  7. When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole.
  8. There are two types of people in this planet. First, is those who can extrapolate from incomplete data, and... I know I stole this...
  9. What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete.
  10. My mom comes into my room with my grades, and one of them have a zero, and she asks, "Why does it say that this is incomplete?" I say, "It was optional." For me it was optional.

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Incomplete One Liners

Which incomplete one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with incomplete? I can suggest the ones about unfinished and completed.

  1. According to the institute for incomplete studies 9 out of 10 Americans.
  2. The Institute of Incomplete Studies (ISS) determined that 7 out of 10 people
  3. Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished.
  4. A man is incomplete until he is married And then he is finished.
  5. Things that make me feel uncomfortable 1. Incomplete Lists
    2.
  6. Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I.
  7. Bad analogy is like an incomplete sentence,
  8. If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists.
  9. The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women
  10. Welcome to the Incomplete Thoughts podcast! I'm your host,
  11. Fiiiiiiish What do you call an incomplete fish? A still in beta fish.
  12. What do you call an incomplete Christmas sentence? A santa clause.
  13. According to the Institution of Incomplete Information... 9 out of every 10...
  14. Three things I really hate: 1. Bad Speeling
    2. Incomplete lists
    3.
  15. If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an "i" for incomplete.
Incomplete joke, If procrastination was a course offered at school

Comical & Quirky Incomplete Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about incomplete you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unsatisfied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incomplete pranks.

A man is working in the shoe factory

A man is working in the shoe factory, talking with his supervisor from across the line. As he works on the incomplete shoe, he strikes up a conversation with his boss. "Anything new in your world Bob?" he asks. "Yeah, actually! I just finished my degree and am starting a 2nd job as a therapist!", he responds. The man, moving on to the bottom of the shoe is shocked. "Wow, that's great! You know, I've actually been having trouble getting over Jess-" he starts, before Bob interrupts "Let it go man. It's time to heel".

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What's the difference between incomplete and finished ?

**What's the difference between incomplete and finished ??**
A man without a wife feels incomplete. Once married, he's finished.

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Toy Story felt was so incomplete.

Who let the s**... toys out?

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What do you call a h**... with no legs?

An incomplete thot.

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The Wikipedia's list of r**... victims is incomplete...

But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!

I Want to learn how to stop making

Incomplete...

Before my wife came along I was incomplete.

Now I'm done.

What is the only language in the world that is incomplete?

Engl-ish

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

"Pair o' Dice Lost"

Incomplete joke, What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

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