Incompetence Jokes
6 incompetence jokes and hilarious incompetence puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about incompetence that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Incompetence Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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My Brother was a Bad a**... Doctor
Which sounds so much better than Incompetent Proctologist.
A man living in the Soviet union is queuing up for bread...
when he gets to the front he is told there is none left.
Annoyed, the man goes on a tirade, complaining about the poor conditions and the incompetence of the government.
A soldier, hearing this, says to him, "you better be careful. In the old days it would have been...", the soldier points his gun at the man's head, "...bang!"
The man apologises and shuffles off. When he gets back home his wife asks him, "husband, your hands are empty! Have they run out of bread again?"
To which the man replies, "it's even worse than that. They've run out of bullets!"
Most people are shocked when they find out...
...how incompetent I am as an electrician.
Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser?
He slipped and got the sack.
What do you call an incompetent lawyer?
Senator
Just got fired from my job at Google Maps. Apparently I was terrible at drawing the boundaries between countries.
They said I was borderline incompetent.
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