Inclination Jokes

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Funniest Inclination Short Jokes

Short inclination jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inclination humour may include short inclined jokes also.

  1. The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Piza. Now they'll have the time as well as the inclination.
  2. If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps.... I would opt for the latter.
  3. Wanna hear a physics pun? If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?
  4. Apparently most people lean slightly forward when they nod their head. Must say, I'm inclined to agree.
  5. My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day. I'm half inclined to agree with them.
  6. What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair? I'm inclined to help you get to where you need to go
  7. The only time I've been mechanically inclined Is when I press the recline button on my couch
  8. What is Harry Potter's preferred way of getting down an inclined path? Walking.
    .......JK, ROLLING!
  9. My therapist thinks that I may have trouble trusting him because I'm always lying down flat on his couch at our appointments But I'm not inclined to believe him
  10. Apparently The Leaning Tower of Pisa is going to be turned into a clock tower. After all, there's no point having the inclination if you don't have the time.

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Inclination One Liners

Which inclination one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inclination? I can suggest the ones about tendency and attitude.

  1. I would look more like a mountain.. if I were so inclined.
  2. I used the ramp... because i felt inclined
  3. People that climb mountains just follow a natural inclination.
  4. What do you call an Italian moose on an incline Moose-a-leani
  5. Why did the man stand on the ramp? Because he was inclined to do so.
  6. What do you call an instigated angry gamer? An inclination of 1080p swearing.
  7. Why did the egg cross the road? Because it was so inclined.
  8. People always call me a contrarian, but I'm inclined to disagree.
  9. What do you call an instigated garden? An inclination of 1080p plants.
  10. What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin? A Killograndma.
  11. What do you call an instigated playground? An inclination of 1080p children.
  12. What do you call an instigated emoji? An inclination of 1080p emotion.
  13. What do you call a singing hill? Musically inclined
  14. What do you call an instigated ticket? An inclination of 1080p admission.
  15. What do you call an instigated rocket? An inclination of 1080p liftoff.

Inclination joke, What do you call an instigated rocket?

Comical & Quirky Inclination Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about inclination you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean instinct jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inclination pranks.

My wife came home yesterday...

and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.
"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake."

An infinite number of mathematically inclined cows walk into a bar...

And the bartender says, "close the door! Were you raised in a barn?!"
But the cows keep shuffling in.
Because they don't understand English.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben never married...

One lacked the time while the other lacked the inclination.

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?


A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming.

A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!

Inclination joke, People always call me a contrarian,