Great Incision Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Right before surgery the surgeon says: "Relax, Jim. It's just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic."
The patient replies: "But, Doctor, my name is not Jim." The surgeon says: "I know. I'm Jim."
Self service in the OR
Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision.
Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self.
I'm a Latino nurse and while I was doing my rounds, one of the surgeons burst out of the operating room and told me to help finish the operation.
I cut the patient's o**... on the wrong spot but luckily I miscalculated and saved their life. No one thought I could do it and I shocked them all. Nobody expected the Spanish missed the incision.
Nobody believes me when I tell them I had a splinter when touring Spain and a playful little kid helped get rid of it.
Nobody expects the Spanish imp incision.
My father was discussing the costs of a quadruple bypass surgery with the doctor.
When he heard they would be charging for each incision, he said "What kind of cut rate operation is this?"
What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted to close up his own incision ?
Suture self
