Incensed Jokes
26 incensed jokes and hilarious incensed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about incensed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Incensed Short Jokes
Short incensed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incensed humour may include short infuriated jokes also.
- I burn a lot of incense. My buddy asked me what I do when I run out. I told him I'd buy some myhhr
- I once saw a priest get hit in the face by a perfume burner during mass. The priest was incensed.
- My friend threw away some Nag Champa I bought for them claiming to be allergic to it. I feel like they are very incense-itive.
- I saw a women texting and driving in the lane next to mine... Incensed, I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her.
- When I got home from work today, I saw that someone had used up all of my scent sticks... I was incensed!
- I went around to my neighbour's house when he was out, and lit joss sticks in all the rooms. He was incensed!
- What did the evil spirit say when someone burned some sage? "Wow, you're so incense-itive."
- I bought a load of joss sticks today and they immediately blew up in my face. I was incensed.
- Today is the 1st day of the Hungry Ghosts Festival, but it rained all day so they weren't able to burn joss papers Needless to say, the ancestors were rather incensed.
- So I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's chamber with m**... He's a High priest now
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Incensed One Liners
Which incensed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with incensed? I can suggest the ones about enraged and outraged.
- My girlfriend got angry when I threw fragrance sticks at her. She was incensed.
- Someone stole all my Nag Champa Now I'm incensed
- How do you upset a hippie? By being incense-itive.
- A potpourri seller had to start selling stick fragrances He was incensed.
- Someone came up to me and stole my candle I was incensed!
- There's been another New Age protest. They are incensed about something or the other.
- What do you call hippie siblings in a relationship? Incense
- How did the wisemen buy Jesus' presents? Incense
- Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed. - Why does monk frown while burning incense? Cuz that's the only one that incenses him
- How do you pay for incense? In cents
- What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!
- What do you call a man who makes f**... scented candles? Incense-itive
Amusing & Witty Incensed Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about incensed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irritated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incensed pranks.
A rabbit walks into a men's clothing store...
And the clerk says,"May I help you, sir?"
"Yes", says the rabbit. "I'd like a BLT with some coleslaw please."
"I'm sorry sir", says the clerk," but we don't have that here."
"Oh, ok.", says the slightly deflated rabbit. "I guess I'll have a house salad."
"Sir," replies the slightly annoyed clerk," we don't have that. Is there something else I can help you with?"
"Well," says the rabbit," in that case I'll just have a bowl of tomato soup."
The clerk is now incensed. "Sir, we don't have food! The sign outside clearly says 'men's clothing store'! Can't you read?"
"Listen, buddy", says the rabbit,"if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!"
A man from Florida is on vacation in France and looking for a souvenir
He decides to buy a shirt that he can show off when he golfs with his buddies back home, so he finds a golf store.
To his surprise, he finds a golf shirt with a picture of a gator on it! There's gator merchandise from France?? What a perfect shirt!
He checks the tag and it's 100 €! Incensed, he asks the shopkeeper "Hey, why the h**... does the tag on this shirt say 100 euro?"
The shopkeeper replies "Monsieur, that is Lacoste."
A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.
The old man relents and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and drops it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies. The warden is incensed and says 'That's i**... and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!' So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..
'You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?'
The aircraft carrier captain saw a light whilst at sea
"Tell the signalman to warn that boat to turn to port to avoid a collision."
But the light flashes back "\*YOU\* turn to port to avoid a collision."
The captain, incensed, sends the message "This is a 200 kiloton aircraft carrier with 50 warplanes, atomic bombs and cruise missiles! \*YOU\* turn to the left to avoid a collision!"
The light flashes back "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
A wise man is walking through a market with a bag of gold.
As he passes the various sellers, a merchant quickly lights some incense and a beautiful aroma fills the air. It's frankincense, the merchant says. The best in the land.
The wise man gets some and is about to leave when the merchant calls out, But wait ... there's myrrh!
A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working.
It made no d**... scents.
