Incel Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Have you heard about the incel action figure?

It comes in a sock instead of a box.

Why couldn't the incel start a fire?

Just like always, had tinder but no matches

How many incels does it take to screw a lightbulb?

It doesnt matter how many try, they cant screw anything.

I just bought some incel olive oil.

I figured if "extra virgin" olive oil is good, this stuff would be amazing.

I just bought some incel olive oil

Since "virgin" is good, and "extra virgin" is better - I figured this stuff would be out of this world.

If Virgin olive oil is good, and Extra Virgin olive oil is better...

Incel olive oil must be amazing.

What do incels use for contraception?

Their personalities.

I'm taking a Microsoft incel class.

So I can spread sheets by myself

It's good to keep an incel around...

They always seem to come in handy.

Why do so many Incels take a tour to the Statue of Liberty?

So they can finally get into a woman.

Why can't you tell an incel to f**k off?

They don't know how.

Where might one find the mitochondria?


How does an incel prepare for love?

On one hand, they don't.

With the other hand they do.

What do you call an incel where prostitutionis legal?

A buysexual.

Why do Incels play soccer?

Because they're pros at failing to score.

The incel party presidential candidate was doing quite well until he advocated for excecution of all men who have had sex.

Another election lost because of hanging chads.

What's the difference between Intel and InCel?

Intel is in computers, but InCels aren't in anything.

What's the most ironic thing about an incel?

When he grows up, he goes "in cell," where he gets sex every day.

Incels who make jokes about northern African countries will never be Chads.

I won second place at the Incel Awards

No prize, but I did get a big warm hand

What are the funniest incel jokes of all time?

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