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Funniest Incel Short Jokes

Short incel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incel humour may include short monogamy jokes also.

Prayers before going on a blind date Woman : oh god, I just hope he is not a serial killer,psychopath,needy, incel, stalker, poor,balding, ...
Man : god , don't let her be fat..
An InCel is someone who is involuntarily celibate. What do you call someone who is voluntarily celibate? Married.
How does an incel prepare for love? On one hand, they don't.
With the other hand they do.
What's the difference between Intel and InCel? Intel is in computers, but InCels aren't in anything.
Did you hear about the viruses who started their own in-cell movement? They think it's unfair that plants and animals have their own immune systems.
incel goes to a bar bartender says rose tea isnt available today
Why Do Incels Love Data in Dropdown Menus in Spreadsheets? Everything is in cell!
- What is an incel - I asked the redittor \- Anyone I don't agree with - She replied

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Incel One Liners

Which incel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with incel? I can suggest the ones about feminist and congress.

What do you call Andrew Tate in a romanian prison? In-cell
What do Incel and excel have in common? Misinterpreting something as a date.
Why don't mitochondria have girlfriends? Because they're incells.
Have you heard about the incel action figure? It comes in a sock instead of a box.
A lot of Microsoft employees are former incels They call themselves "Microsoft Excels."
Why did the mitochondria get their subreddit banned? Because they were in-cells!
What's an incel's favorite fruit? Can't-elope
What did the incel say when he wanted to order pasta? Send noods.
(I'm sorry)
I'm taking a Microsoft incel class. So I can spread sheets by myself
What's the incel's favorite meal? Stroganoff
Where might one find the mitochondria? Incel
What is an incel's favorite condiment? Marm'lady
What's an Incel's most hated country? Chad
What is an incel's favorite candy? A loli-pop
What's a incels most common mental disorder A irrational fear of objects

Incel joke, What's a incels most common mental disorder

Amusing Incel Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about incel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuns jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incel pranks.