incel Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious incel puns

Have you heard about the incel action figure?

It comes in a sock instead of a box.

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Why couldn't the incel start a fire?

Just like always, had tinder but no matches

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I just bought some incel olive oil.

I figured if "extra virgin" olive oil is good, this stuff would be amazing.

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How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't make a difference it can't be done.

First they complain that the bulb should be screwing them.

and if they actually try they can't see past their computer monitor.

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I just bought some incel olive oil

Since "virgin" is good, and "extra virgin" is better - I figured this stuff would be out of this world.

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What do incels use for contraception?

Their personalities.

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I'm taking a Microsoft incel class.

So I can spread sheets by myself

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It's good to keep an incel around...

They always seem to come in handy.

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Why do so many Incels take a tour to the Statue of Liberty?

So they can finally get into a woman.

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Why can't you tell an incel to f**k off?

They don't know how.

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How does an incel prepare for love?

On one hand, they don't.

With the other hand they do.

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What do you call an incel where prostitutionis legal?

A buysexual.

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The incel party presidential candidate was doing quite well until he advocated for excecution of all men who have had sex.

Another election lost because of hanging chads.

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What's the most ironic thing about an incel?

When he grows up, he goes "in cell," where he gets sex every day.

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What do a cactus and an incel convention have in common?

They both have a ton of pricks.

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Incels who make jokes about northern African countries will never be Chads.

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Why can't incels get girlfriends?

Cause they're nice guys and girls rather go for Chad. In fact they're so nice they go around killing random people : (

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Why Do Incels Love Data in Dropdown Menus in Spreadsheets?

Everything is in cell!

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What do you call a guy with great dick-sucking lips but a shitty personality.

An incel.

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What do you call an incel that plays cards with himself?

A solitairey freecell

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How many incels does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just rant about how lightbulbs only work for Chad because it won't screw.

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What do incels and trannies both think they need to feel better about themselves?

Whore moans

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How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

But then he'll get mad and smash the bulb because the girl he changed it for wouldn't have sex with him in return.

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How does an incel score in a bar?

By playing with the dart board.

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An incel fills out paper work.

Name: Mark Jones.



DOB: 2/4/1985.



Sex: *Oh my god, why is this so hard for me!?*

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What do you call an only child in Alabama?

An incel.

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A new photography studio near me specializes in taking portraits of angry single men. The owner goes by Incel Adams.

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What do you call it when an incel threatens to kill himself when someone doesn't respond to his desperate and creepy messages?

Fake noose.

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What do incels call Mom's Spaghetti?

Bitch lasagna

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What's a incels most common mental disorder

A irrational fear of objects

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What did the incel say when he took Sex-Ed?

"What's the point of this class? We're never going to need this in the future."

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How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Zero, because they never screw anything

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A bitter man is doomed to a life of loneliness

He could incel that his poor attitude was to blame.

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Incels who make puns about North African puns will never be Chads.

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- What is an incel - I asked the redittor

\- Anyone I don't agree with - She replied

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