Incarnate Jokes
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What's it called when you're reborn as something French?
Oui-incarnation.
What did the deity say when it came back as a hill-billy?
"What incarnation?!?"
What do you call the physical embodiment of Inti?
An INCArnate
In what nation does a car salesman live?
Incarnation
I Am In A Manger And Mary Is About To Give Birth
What Incarnation
A new idea for a link to the _____ game
The Oceania of time link most go to the future and the past and gather all the incarnations of link (skyward sword toon link and twilight princess) to destroy Ganon once and for all
My grandfather died and was re-incarnated.
He turned into ashes
Satan in Church!
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute." returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity??" persisted Satan.
"Yep." was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?!" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me? "
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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