Incarceration Jokes
19 incarceration jokes and hilarious incarceration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about incarceration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Incarceration Short Jokes
Short incarceration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incarceration humour may include short jokes also.
- My incarcerated cousin who has a stutter just died in jail He didn't even get to finish his sentence
- My mother is on the FBI most wanted list Apparently giving birth to me was a "crime against humanity" and i am "evil incarcerated"...
- Why are prisoners incarcerated for life really bad at writing? They're doomed to never finish their sentences.
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Incarceration One Liners
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- What happened to the car that broke the law? It was incarcerated.
- What happens if you incarcerate a man inside a duct? He gets inducted.
- Why was the picture wrongfully incarcerated? It was framed.
- Where is a phone thief incarcerated? A cell
- What are most incarcerated inner-city youths locked up for? Some b**...
Incarceration Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about incarceration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incarceration pranks.
Offering from the noticeboard of the Linga Longa pub, Gundy, new South Wales
Prayer for Beer:
Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us this day out foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter, the lager
Barmen.
Three men meet in a Soviet gulag.
They ask each other the reason for incarceration.
"I spoke in favour of Fyodor Antonovich.", says the first.
Surprised the second remarks, " I spoke against Fyodor Antonovich."
With a sigh the third one says,"I am Fyodor Antonovich."
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What do the USA and a black hole have in common?
They both have a problem with mass incarceration.
Did you hear the judge's recent linguistic faux pas, when they were addressing a recently convicted defendant?
I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation..., etc., etc..
Yeah, it was a run-on sentence.
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After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become.
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A guy is sentenced to 10 years in prison for m**...
A guy is sentenced to 10 years in prison for m**....
Prior to his incarceration, he worked on a farm helping his father dig and prepare the land for plants.
His father wrote to him: Oh, how I miss when you were here to help me prepare the fields. Now I must do everything alone.
His son wrote back saying Dad, Do not dig those fields. That's where I hid the bodies.
The next day a whole barrage of police officers, detectives and swat units swarmed the field, digging up the whole area looking for the the evidence, but left without finding any bodies.
The son wrote one final letter to his father saying: Sorry dad but that's all I can do from here.