Incarcerated Jokes
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An inmate appeals for parole
Judge: Why should you be granted parole?
Inmate: Within the several years that I've served, I have...
Judge: What have you learned thus far during your incarceration?
Inmate: Well I've had plenty of time to reflect which has really taught me that...
Judge: What will happen when you're back in the real world?
Inmate: Could you let me finish my sentence?
Judge: Okay, parole denied!
My incarcerated cousin who has a stutter just died in jail
He didn't even get to finish his sentence
Offering from the noticeboard of the Linga Longa pub, Gundy, new South Wales
Prayer for Beer:
Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us this day out foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter, the lager
Barmen.
What happened to the car that broke the law?
It was incarcerated.
Why don't incarcerated women m**... in prison?
Because a period comes at the end of the sentence.
Three men meet in a Soviet gulag.
They ask each other the reason for incarceration.
"I spoke in favour of Fyodor Antonovich.", says the first.
Surprised the second remarks, " I spoke against Fyodor Antonovich."
With a sigh the third one says,"I am Fyodor Antonovich."
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