Incapable Jokes

Funniest Incapable Short Jokes

Short incapable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The incapable humour may include short incompetent jokes also.

1. What's the difference between donald trump and a worm? One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
2. Why don't vampires feel bad about the evil things they do? They're incapable of reflection
   (I'll see myself out)
3. Therapist: I've concluded that you are incapable of describing your feelings. Patient: I can't say that I am surprised!
4. Scientists confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting Covid... Apparently they're filled with anty-bodies
5. At the job interview "What's your biggest strength?"
   "I'm incapable of understanding criticism.
   "That sounds more like a weakness.
   "Aw, thank you.
6. What weighs more? an elephant or a human? The human.
   elephants dont know how to use scales and thus, are incapable of weighing anything.
7. My wife told me that I was incapable of describing my feelings. I don't know how to feel about it.
8. My girlfriend thinks I'm incapable of being faithful My wife on the other hand... has a pretty hot sister
9. Why do Vampires make the same mistakes over and over again? Because they are incapable of reflection.
10. A paperclip walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the pointy face?" The paperclip, incapable of human speech, forms a long, thin sliver of metal and stabs the bartender to death.

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Incapable One Liners

Which incapable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with incapable? I can suggest the ones about inability and impotent.

1. I like my women like I like my whiskey Incapable of loving me back
2. So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised...
3. "Describe yourself in three words" "Incapable of following basic instructions and cool"
4. Why are vampires such jerks? Because they are incapable of self reflection.
5. John went to the doctor... Apparently he is incapable of Bending the Knee
6. What do you call someone incapable of eating people? A can't-ibal
7. World's most incapable man jumps from a plane. And misses earth.
8. Homosexuals are incapable of feeling love... ... None of my dads love me
9. Why are we incapable of stopping the Dad Joke uprising? They're already self-aware.
10. Did you know teachers are incapable of getting angry? They just get very *testy*
11. What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator.

Cheerful Incapable Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about incapable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hopeless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make incapable pranks.