Inbreeding Jokes
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Husband and wife having an argument
Husband and wife are having an argument and the wife says "It would have been better if I married to the devil instead of you!". The husband looks at his wife and goes "That's inbreeding."
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I can count the number of generations of inbreeding in my family on one hand
It's 12
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The other day I started watching Game of Thrones
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, m**..., decapitation, gore, s**..., gay s**..., midget s**..., prostitution, r**..., paedophilia, i**... and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set
The royal family would be at the top of the tier
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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
What do you call inbreeding grain?
Purebred
Why Doesn't Ancestry.com frown upon inbreeding???
Its Less paperwork...
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Recent levels of inbreeding in the world have fallen.
Time to up the auntie
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma
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What's the problem with m**... polygamy?
After enough inbreeding, you get Mitt Romney.
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