Inappropriate Christmas Jokes
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My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke
Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the breast would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll.
My lame joke:
>"Maybe I just like flat breasted turkeys."
Wife looks down at her chest:
>"Well now I feel self-conscious... Wait, is that why you always turn me face down?"
Everybody starts roaring with laughter and her dad turned bright red.
Apparently it's inappropriate for a group of white kids to put on a play of Aladdin, as it is racially insensitive and cultural appropriation. Possibly white washing.
I wonder if we'll see more Jews in Nativity Pageants come Christmas season this year.
So my father-in-law asked me to give the Christmas prayer...
Apparently Ezekiel 25:17 is "inappropriate"
Inappropriately early decorations really annoy me
I mean christmas is literally a year away, and all the houses on my street are decked out already!
I'm going to be a DJ at a retirement home this weekend.
With an average age of 81 years old, will the song "Last Christmas" be inappropriate?
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