Inanimate Object Jokes
13 inanimate object jokes and hilarious inanimate object puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inanimate object that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Inanimate Object Short Jokes
Short inanimate object jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inanimate object humour may include short inanimate jokes also.
- Stop saying no to drugs You talking to inanimate objects is the reason why your doctor prescribed them to you in the first place.
- what did the math book say to the pencil? nothing. they are inanimate objects they can't speak
- What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep
track of the date and important events.
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Inanimate Object One Liners
Which inanimate object one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inanimate object? I can suggest the ones about useless things and mannequin.
- You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that.
- Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object.
Inanimate Object Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about inanimate object you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean figurine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inanimate object pranks.
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I have a buddy that likes to have s**... with inanimate objects.
We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do.
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My wife keeps blaming me for making inanimate objects mad
My wife keeps blaming me for making inanimate objects mad.
"Quit p**... off the roof. Quit p**... off the balcony. Quit p**... off the diving board."
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My wife just told there was a brothel opening up featuring only s**... dolls.
I told her if I wanted to have s**... with an inanimate object I would resume having s**... with her.
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My friend, who likes to have s**... with inanimate objects, hasn't been around in a while...
I heard he's finally settled down with that one nightstand
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50 Cent goes to a small town for a concert and meets the mayor.
The mayor, being a fan and trying to be casual, offers to show him around town. Before long, he realizes that 50 cent seems to be a little off, because he is asking the mayor to identify inanimate objects. He points to a sewer, and the mayor says, "Sewer." He points to a streetlight, and the mayor patiently says, "Streetlight." After 6 or 7 of these instances, 50 cent points to a lone birch planted in the sidewalk. The mayor says, "g**..., that's a Tree, Fiddy!"
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Signs...
The following are all signs that you are a drunk. They include, but are not limited to...
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Your job interferes with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive fifth food group.
- Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
- You consider that having two hands and only one mouth is a drinking problem.
- You can normally focus better with one eye closed.
- The parking lot seems to have moved since you entered the bar.
- You fall off the floor sometimes.
- Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
- Mosquitoes stumble about after attacking you.
- At weekly AA meetings, you forget your own name.
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- The whole bar greets you when you come in.
- You don't recognise your wife unless you see her through the bottom of your glass.
- That d**... pink elephant followed you home again!