The Best 14 Inanimate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Inanimate jokes. There are some inanimate quantum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these inanimate subjective puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Inanimate Jokes and Puns

I have a buddy that likes to have sex with inanimate objects.

We don't hang out much. He's always got stuff to do.

Stop saying no to drugs

You talking to inanimate objects is the reason why your doctor prescribed them to you in the first place.

You shouldn't personify inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

Inanimate joke, You shouldn't personify inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The road was inanimate and couldn't cross the chicken.

Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.


Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Inanimate joke, What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

My wife just told there was a brothel opening up featuring only sex dolls.

I told her if I wanted to have sex with an inanimate object I would resume having sex with her.

I like my women like I like my whiskey..

Inanimate.

My wife said she would leave me if I kept pointing at inanimate objects...

I said there's the door

My friend, who likes to have sex with inanimate objects, hasn't been around in a while...

I heard he's finally settled down with that one nightstand

You can explore inanimate object reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean inanimate immobile dad jokes. There are also inanimate puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


We have a friend who likes to have sex with inanimate objects, but we haven't seen him for a long time.

He always has stuff to do.

what did the math book say to the pencil?

nothing. they are inanimate objects they can't speak

What do calenders eat?

Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep
track of the date and important events.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the inanimate woven jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working inanimate motionless piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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