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My buddy just saw the Chernobyl documentary. As someone that grew up there he said it was really inaccurate.

He was able to count 6 errors on one hand.

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist.

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting on a Starbucks patio across from an abandoned building when a car pulls up, and two people get out and enter the building.
A few minutes go by, three people exit the building, get into the car and drive off.
"Hmm," says the physicist, "our original count must have been inaccurate."
"Ahh," says the biologist, "they must have reproduced!"
"Aha!" says the mathematician, "now if exactly one person enters the building, it will be empty again!"

I got kicked out of my book club meeting because I tried to review Tommy Wiseau's book adaptation of his movie despite never actually having read it.

I should have noticed how irritated the crowd was getting at my inaccurate speech, but I didn't read The Room.

Why are voting results inaccurate in Afghanistan?

It's because of the tally ban.

It's been discovered that Mary was not infact a v**... when Jesus was born.

It was an inaccurate conception.

"Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"

"Na, man, I'm good."
"Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."
(Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)


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