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- My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia. I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.
- Do you know why the communist takeover of russia lasted more than a year? It took more than one revolution.
- Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China:
WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN
Soviet reply:
WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS
Communist China:
SEND BELTS - Why are Democrats so upset about Russian interference? Because Russia is no longer communist.
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- What type of fabric does communist Russia use? Lenin.
- Why was the communist so fast? He was russian.
(I know that russia isn't communist)
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I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle
So I say to my wife "It's raining" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) "Actually, I think it's snowing".
This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
He glances over and replies, "raining, ofcourse".
I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, "See, Rudolf the red knows rain dear!"
I heard this joke from a foreign tour woman of a museum of Communism in Russia...
[Apparently this was a real joke told by anti-communist citizens when Stalin was dictator of the Soviet Union]
Have you tried Stalin bacon before?
*I'm not sure.. I don't think so...*
Well, I know for certain that you haven't - the pig's not dead yet.
Communist Russia wins the space race
Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first country to land people on the Moon?
Ivan: It was our mother Russia, Comrade!
Teacher: Very good, Ivan! And what did the first Russian cosmonauts find on the Moon?
Ivan: The American flag, Comrade!
A couple is walking in communist Russia...
They feel a slight precipitation.
"Is it raining?" Said the husband.
"No, its snowing." Said the wife.
"How about we ask this communist officer here? For he is in the right always."
"Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining, comrades." Officer Rudolph says as he walks off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
My 11 year old cousin has been telling this joke to anybody with ears.
Communist Russia and Santa
There is a couple walking in communist Russia. However, they aren't communists themselves. The two (Ken and Jen) are debating over whether it's raining or snowing.
"It's totally snowing." Says Ken.
"No, this is definitely rain..." Jen remarks.
The two see their friend Rudolph, a communist. He has never been wrong about the weather before. They ask him what the weather is.
Quickly, he says "I can affirm that it's raining, friends."
"Ha!" Says Jen.
"B-b-but!" Ken mutters, trying to keep his composure.
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Jen remarks.