Improve Jokes

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Funniest Improve Short Jokes

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1. The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
2. Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
   1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
3. I hate to admit it, but my wife's cooking has seriously improved. ......that was best slice of soup I've ever had!
4. I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
5. The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a third world country if they gain independence. I don't know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.
6. Why don’t comedians like hanging out with Will Smith? Because he’s always improving their punchlines.
7. Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I've grown significantly since.
8. The E.U has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country after Brexit. I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
9. I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish
10. Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent.
    I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know

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Improve One Liners

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1. I'm quite bad at archery But I aim to improve
2. Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
3. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
4. "When did you stop beating your wife?" "When her chess game improved."
5. Carrots may improve your vision, But alcohol doubles it.
6. What do you call a white person having a seizure on the dance floor? An improvement.
7. Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements
8. How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.
9. I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division
10. What do you call a a white man dancing with a seizure? An improvement.
11. Why do all math teachers wear glasses ? Cuz it improves division
12. how do people improve the railway system? With a training.
13. My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face. I wear contacts.
14. Why do so many Kiwis move to Australia? To improve the gene pool of both countries
15. You should wear glasses while you're doing math It improves division

Ways Improve Jokes

Here is a list of funny ways improve jokes and even better ways improve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called "101 ways to improve your confidence". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......
• I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.
• If you would like a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve our quality of life… …please press 3.
• I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right.
• Why is Youtube Rewind called the way that it is? Because Youtube knows that the videos always improve from rewinding the years.
  *Beware of Youtube Rewind 2019*
• Just ten minutes in the treadmil per day can really improve your live You wil start enjoying way more any other ten minutes.
• I love smoking w**... in a home improvement store. Best way to take your highs with your Lowe's.
• Ladies! Scientists have found a sure way to improve your h**...... Use your mouth.

Improve Memory Jokes

Here is a list of funny improve memory jokes and even better improve memory puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know cucumbers improve your memory? My uncle put one in me when I was a kid and I still haven't forgotten.
• as my long term memory has improved, my short term memory has gotten worse. as my long term memory has improved, my short term memory has gotten worse.
• Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
• I bought a book about improving memory When I put it on my bookshelf, I saw three same books there.
• I heard somewhere that m**... improves your memory... Can't remember where I got that from.
• Which fruit improves your memory the most? The Cucumber.
  The cucumber most definitely improves your memory. You see, when I was 6 my uncle stuck a cucumber up my a**..., and I have never forgot.

Improve Efficiency Jokes

Here is a list of funny improve efficiency jokes and even better improve efficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Playing Legend of Zelda has really improved my work ethic My boss says that I'm "Hylian Efficient."
• Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them? Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.
• the Japanese have a business concept called "Kaizen". It means continual improvement, but knowing how efficient most Japanese are, they've probably come up with something better by now.

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