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Funniest Improv Short Jokes

Short improv jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The improv humour may include short sketch jokes also.

1. The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store. But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new star. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.
2. Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
   1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
3. I hate to admit it, but my wife's cooking has seriously improved. ......that was best slice of soup I've ever had!
4. I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
5. The U.K. government have predicted that Scotland could become a third world country if they gain independence. I don't know if things will improve to that extent but fingers crossed for them.
6. Why don’t comedians like hanging out with Will Smith? Because he’s always improving their punchlines.
7. Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have? I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March and I've grown significantly since.
8. The E.U has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country after Brexit. I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
9. I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish
10. Scotland's Independence David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent.
    I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know

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Improv One Liners

Which improv one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with improv? I can suggest the ones about artistic and yolks.

1. I'm quite bad at archery But I aim to improve
2. Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
3. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
4. "When did you stop beating your wife?" "When her chess game improved."
5. Carrots may improve your vision, But alcohol doubles it.
6. What do you call a white person having a seizure on the dance floor? An improvement.
7. Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements
8. How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.
9. I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division
10. What do you call a a white man dancing with a seizure? An improvement.
11. Why do all math teachers wear glasses ? Cuz it improves division
12. how do people improve the railway system? With a training.
13. My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face. I wear contacts.
14. Why do so many Kiwis move to Australia? To improve the gene pool of both countries
15. You should wear glasses while you're doing math It improves division

Improv Comedy Jokes

Here is a list of funny improv comedy jokes and even better improv comedy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the comedy coach tell his worst student after his practice? "Are you making a Mochrie out of improv?"
• For my birthday I got myself glasses. So my observational comedy's really improved .
• Why is improve comedy like a dead language? Because it's Sanscript.

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What funny jokes about improv you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make improv pranks.