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It's ironic...
How most people use the word "ironic" improperly.
I hate it when people use the word "subdermal" improperly...
Really gets under my skin.
what gets longer when pulled, fits between brests, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when j**...?
A seatbelt.
Homonym Study
When it comes to an improperly placed hominem, is it the right word spelled wrong or the wrong word spelled right?
I was buying a map of an expensive brand.
When I was looking at the Middle East, I noticed that the countries were improperly named. I thought, maybe its a cheap copy of the brand and not actually from that brand?
So I went up to the shopkeeper, pointed at the improperly named countries in the middle east, and said "Is this fake?"
The shopkeeper replied by saying "No, no, Israel."
I'm starting a new diet where I improperly use my jaw muscles to eat whatever I want
It's called CrossFat
