The Best 5 Imprisonment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Imprisonment jokes. There are some imprisonment technicality jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these imprisonment confinement puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Imprisonment Jokes and Puns

Wishes

A woman was walking on the beach when she spotted a lamp almost buried in the sand. She picked it up, dusted it off, and to her surprise a genie popped out.

"Thank you for releasing me from my thousand-year imprisonment! I will grant you the traditional three wishes as a reward. And since you are married, your husband will get double of whatever you wish for."

"But I hate my husband," the woman protested. "He cheated on me and spent all our money -- I've already filed for divorce."

The genie shrugged and told her it was genie law. "OK, whatever," she said, "Give me a hundred million dollars." *Poof!* There were stacks and stacks of newly minted $100 bills piled in front of her. "So, does that mean my husband has *two* hundred million now?"

"Yep," the genie said.

"OK... for my second wish, I want a 100,000 square foot mansion." *Poof!* There was a huge mansion right up on the bluff, and the deed was in her pocket. "So, does that mean my husband gets *two* mansions?"

"Yes indeed. Now, what would you like for your final wish?"

She thought about it for a minute, then snapped her fingers and said, "Genie -- scare me half to death!"

Mona Lisa was sentenced to life imprisonment.

She assured me she was framed.

Long sentence.

So this happened in the school.
Teacher: " okay class, write a very long sentence "
Student: "life imprisonment".

Did you hear about the robot who tried to escape imprisonment?

Don't worry, he got reCAPTCHA'd

There have been no major protests against former Park Geun-hye's imprisonment.

No Free Park-ing in South Korea.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the imprisonment frustrations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working imprisonment jail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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