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My ex girlfriend is a really good impressionist

She does everyone

A local museum today received a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.

They're gettin' Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist.

She did everybody.

A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it...

He put his Monet where his mouth is.

Batman impressionist

Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"
"Go on then"
"NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"
"That's Superman"
"Thanks, I've been practicing."

Its true, I have too much time on my hands: Why did the French Knight hang his impressionist painting on the drawbridge.

He wanted to put his Monet where his moat was.

My sister is trying to become an impressionist but she's really bad at it.

I asked her to do a Luke Skywalker impersonation and she just said NOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIPLE!

Art thief.

Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit?
He was in it for the Monet.

Did you hear about the Albino impressionist?

Of course, her impressions always pale in comparison to the real thing

'What do you think?'

'I think you're an impressionist.'
'Really?'
'Yes. You're under the impression that you're talented.'