Impotent Jokes
52 impotent jokes and hilarious impotent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about impotent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh, then think. This article offers a unique take on the topic of impotent jokes. Through witty analyses, it looks at why some people find these jokes ineffective, how they can be seen as powerless, and what implications they may have for our society. Read deep, think hard, and enjoy.
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Funniest Impotent Short Jokes
Short impotent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The impotent humour may include short impotence jokes also.
- My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent. I told him no hard feelings.
- The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"
- I thought it would be difficult to talk to my doctor about my recent problems with impotence. But It wasn't really that hard.
- What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election
- Why did the old black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? 'Cause if I gonna be impotent, I better look impotent,too.
- The impotence group at my school broke up... There were regular meetings, but nobody ever came.
- I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court
- I've never had a single man confide in me that he's experienced problems with impotence. Maybe it just didn't come up.
- What does the impotent, dyslexic, physicist with insomnia think about while he tries to fall asleep? His hadron
- Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads " Smoking can cause impotency" politely asks "Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"
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Impotent One Liners
Which impotent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with impotent? I can suggest the ones about incapable and hopeless.
- Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come.
- What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction
- What does SSRI stand for? Somewhat Stable Regrettably Impotent
- What do you call a group of impotent men running the 50m dash? The olimpdicks
- I searched for the meaning of impotent on the internet today... ...but nothing came up.
- What did the wife say as she divorced her impotent husband? "No hard feelings."
- Impotence Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes
- What game do impotent men play? Softball.
- Impotence It's like incompetence but without the come.
- What is it called when a lizard becomes impotent? Areptile Dysfunction
- I tried to look up impotence on the internet but nothing came up
- What did Julius Caesar exclaim after years of impotency? Veni! Veni! Veni!
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
- What do you called a tongue tied lesbian with no hands? ... Impotent.
- Have you tried the new breakfast cereal for impotent men? Nut'n'Raisin Honey
Impotent Man Jokes
Here is a list of funny impotent man jokes and even better impotent man puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- An impotent man shuffles into the doctor's office. Doctor: excuse me, sir, but why are you shuffling?
Man: Well, you see, ever since I was diagnosed as impotent I've had a limp. - Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? If Imma *be* impotant, Imma *look* impotant!
- Why did the man with ED go tuxedo shopping? Because if he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impo'tant.
- A man sued a drug company for making him impotent but his lawyer got him off
- Why did the black man where a suit to his vasectomy? "If I'm gunna be impotent, I'm gunna look impotent!"
- What you shouldn't say after offending an impotent man. No hard feelings.
Cheeky Impotent Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about impotent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean infertile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impotent pranks.
A man goes to buy a pack of cigarettes......
The cashier hands him a pack. He goes out and thinks of lighting one up. The pack reads "Beware smoking causing impotency". He goes back in hey man i think you gave me the wrong pack give me the one with cancer.
A woman is complaining to her neighbor
Wife: My husband is 300% impotent.
Neighbor: A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%.
Wife: Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue.
I tell my dates I have a PhD in s**... talk.
They are not as impressed when learning my dissertation was on the "effects of female ultrasonic vocalization on male impotence in rats"
A man walks in to a store and buys a pack of cigarettes.
As the clerk hands the pack to him he says "you should really read the warning on them". "It says right here that smoking causes erectile dysfunction and highly increases your rate for impotence". The man looks at him in shock and says "can I just get the lung cancer ones".
Types of salaries
* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying
* The d**... salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it
* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence
* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't
* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days
* The impotent salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down
Why is 18 year old Scotch better than a 18 year old girl?
An 18 y.o. Scotch is less expensive, and you don't have to remember it's birthday. An 18 y.o.Scotch does not care if you try another Scotch. An 18 y.o. Scotch is mature, well mannered and good alone or shared. An 18 y.o. Scotch won't make you look like a child m**.... And most impotantly, a 18 y.o. Scotch doesn't try to talk to you.
What's an impotent wizard's favourite boy band?
Wand e**....
Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.
A man from the southern US goes to the doctor to get a vasectomy. He wears his finest 3 piece suit with his best shoes. When the nurse is getting him ready she asks him why he's dressed so fancy. The man replies, "Well heck, if I'ma be impotent, I'ma look impo'tant too."
