Impotency Jokes
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Funniest Impotency Short Jokes
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- My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent. I told him no hard feelings.
- The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"
- I thought it would be difficult to talk to my doctor about my recent problems with impotence. But It wasn't really that hard.
- The impotence group at my school broke up... There were regular meetings, but nobody ever came.
- I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court
- I've never had a single man confide in me that he's experienced problems with impotence. Maybe it just didn't come up.
- What does the impotent, dyslexic, physicist with insomnia think about while he tries to fall asleep? His hadron
- My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me.
- Did you hear about the impotent monkey? No matter how hard he tried he couldn't come off his tree.
- Lady asks her husband, "What did the doctor say about your impotence?" "Well," he says, "I couldn't bring it up."
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- Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come.
- What does SSRI stand for? Somewhat Stable Regrettably Impotent
- I searched for the meaning of impotent on the internet today... ...but nothing came up.
- What did the wife say as she divorced her impotent husband? "No hard feelings."
- Impotence Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes
- Impotence It's like incompetence but without the come.
- What did Julius Caesar exclaim after years of impotency? Veni! Veni! Veni!
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
- Have you tried the new breakfast cereal for impotent men? Nut'n'Raisin Honey
- An impotent lion.... has no pride.
- A man sued a drug company for making him impotent but his lawyer got him off
- What do you call an impotent stallion? Mr. ED
- A lesbian impotent Bit her tongue and cut a finger.
- What kind of condition does an impotent dinosaur have? A reptile dysfunction! :D
- If 1 out of 8 men SUFFER from impotence Does that mean 7 out of 8 ENJOYS impotence?
Impotency Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about impotency you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impotency pranks.
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Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent." "I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."
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Why did the old black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
'Cause if I gonna be impotent, I better look impotent,too.
Dad told me this one...
Rastas and Eliza were a married couple living in Alabama in the early 1970's. They'd been trying for a baby for over a year when they decided they better go and see the doctor.
Eliza went first and she came back about an hour later.
"How'd it go?"
"The doctor said I was fine, it must be you. You gotta go in tomorrow for some tests".
Next day Rastas went to the doctor, but he didn't come back until 3 hours later. And when he did, he was in a brand new suit.
"Rastas! Where've you been? I've been worried sick! And why are you in a brand suit?"
"Well Eliza the doctor said I was impotent, so I is gonna dress impotent!"
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Why is 18 year old Scotch better than a 18 year old girl?
An 18 y.o. Scotch is less expensive, and you don't have to remember it's birthday. An 18 y.o.Scotch does not care if you try another Scotch. An 18 y.o. Scotch is mature, well mannered and good alone or shared. An 18 y.o. Scotch won't make you look like a child m**.... And most impotantly, a 18 y.o. Scotch doesn't try to talk to you.
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the r**...
A r**... shows up at the doctors office wearing a tux. The nurse asks him "What are you seeing the doctor for?" The r**... replies "I'm a have one oh them there vasectomies." The nurse looks at him and asks "Then why the tux?" The r**... replies "Well If'en I'm gonna be impotent I wanna look impotent."
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Types of salaries
* The onion salary - the moment you touch it, you start crying
* The d**... salary - it doesn't help you at all, it makes you suffer, but you can't live without it
* The agnostic salary - you doubt its existence
* The magic salary - now you see it, now you don't
* The period salary - comes once a month and lasts for 4 days
* The impotent salary - when you need it the most, it lets you down
A woman is complaining to her neighbor
Wife: My husband is 300% impotent.
Neighbor: A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%.
Wife: Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue.
A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent. The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"
She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."
What did impotent Shia LaBeouf say to his doctor on the phone?
NUTTING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
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What crime did the impotent r**... commit?
v**...-vated Assault.
A man goes to buy a pack of cigarettes......
The cashier hands him a pack. He goes out and thinks of lighting one up. The pack reads "Beware smoking causing impotency". He goes back in hey man i think you gave me the wrong pack give me the one with cancer.
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What do you call an impotent p**...?
Kindergaton flop.
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An impotent cannibal is having trouble butchering his latest victim.
He just can't bone her.
Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.
A man from the southern US goes to the doctor to get a vasectomy. He wears his finest 3 piece suit with his best shoes. When the nurse is getting him ready she asks him why he's dressed so fancy. The man replies, "Well heck, if I'ma be impotent, I'ma look impo'tant too."
Laughter is the best medicine
Laughter is the best medicine, though it tends not to work in the case of impotence.
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What's an impotent wizard's favourite boy band?
Wand e**....
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Why are ghosts impotent?
Because they have a hollow-w**...
sorry
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Did you hear about the impotent f**...'s tattoo?
*"I'm a shower not a grower"*
Why did the man with ED go tuxedo shopping?
Because if he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impo'tant.
What you shouldn't say after offending an impotent man.
No hard feelings.
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Mom, is it true I was brought by a stork?
Yes darling, that's right!
Oh, so daddy is an impotent?
My girlfriend was upset with my impotence earlier today.
She didn't understand it was half staff in honor of Hugh Hefner.
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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If Imma *be* impotant, Imma *look* impotant!
An impotent man shuffles into the doctor's office.
Doctor: excuse me, sir, but why are you shuffling?
Man: Well, you see, ever since I was diagnosed as impotent I've had a limp.
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What game do impotent men play?
Softball.
Did you hear about the really forgiving guy who was rendered impotent in an accident?
There were no hard feelings.
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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
He said if I'm going to be impotent I might as well look impotent.
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I tell my dates I have a PhD in s**... talk.
They are not as impressed when learning my dissertation was on the "effects of female ultrasonic vocalization on male impotence in rats"