Impotence Jokes

Funniest Impotence Short Jokes

Short impotence jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The impotence humour may include short erectile dysfunction jokes also.

1. My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent. I told him no hard feelings.
2. The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed "This will not stand!"
3. I thought it would be difficult to talk to my doctor about my recent problems with impotence. But It wasn't really that hard.
4. The impotence group at my school broke up... There were regular meetings, but nobody ever came.
5. I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court
6. I've never had a single man confide in me that he's experienced problems with impotence. Maybe it just didn't come up.
7. What does the impotent, dyslexic, physicist with insomnia think about while he tries to fall asleep? His hadron
8. My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me.
9. Did you hear about the impotent monkey? No matter how hard he tried he couldn't come off his tree.
10. Lady asks her husband, "What did the doctor say about your impotence?" "Well," he says, "I couldn't bring it up."

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Impotence One Liners

Which impotence one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with impotence? I can suggest the ones about inability and incontinence.

1. Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come.
2. What does SSRI stand for? Somewhat Stable Regrettably Impotent
3. I searched for the meaning of impotent on the internet today... ...but nothing came up.
4. What did the wife say as she divorced her impotent husband? "No hard feelings."
5. Impotence Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes
6. Impotence It's like incompetence but without the come.
7. What did Julius Caesar exclaim after years of impotency? Veni! Veni! Veni!
8. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
9. Have you tried the new breakfast cereal for impotent men? Nut'n'Raisin Honey
10. An impotent lion.... has no pride.
11. A man sued a drug company for making him impotent but his lawyer got him off
12. What do you call an impotent stallion? Mr. ED
13. A lesbian impotent Bit her tongue and cut a finger.
14. What kind of condition does an impotent dinosaur have? A reptile dysfunction! :D
15. If 1 out of 8 men SUFFER from impotence Does that mean 7 out of 8 ENJOYS impotence?

Hilarious Fun Impotence Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about impotence you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depression jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impotence pranks.