Imported Jokes
31 imported jokes and hilarious imported puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about imported that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Imported Short Jokes
Short imported jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The imported humour may include short foreign jokes also.
- I love dad jokes WIFE: I have a couple of important announcements... First: I'm pregnant.
HUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad
WIFE: Second: No you're not - I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
- America should go 4 years with no president after this term ends. Taking some time to be single after an abusive relationship is really important.
- It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
- Daughter: Mom, I have a new boyfriend, our neighbor joe. Mom: But he could be your father! Daughter: Age is not that important to me.
Mom: That's not what I was talking about. - If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
- Loyalty is very important for my wife... My girlfriend doesn't care.
Funny how different sisters can be. - I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said "Clearly not."
:-( - 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because it's important to eat three squared meals a day
- When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced. That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.
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Imported One Liners
Which imported one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with imported? I can suggest the ones about brought and bought.
- Which is more important to women, length or girth? Turns out it's consent.
- What's grey and not important? An irrelephant
- What's the most important part of the Popemobile? The catholytic converter.
- The three most important unwritten rules. 1.
2.
3. - What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone.
- Australia's biggest export is boomerangs But it's also their biggest import
- Why it's important to have second thoughts Wait, never mind.
- Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger another.
- There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
- Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import.
- What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant.
- Punctuation is very important... There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer. - Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.
- What is the most important part of jokes about the French revolution? The execution
- Child soldiers are important They form the infantry
Delightful Fun Imported Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about imported you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shipped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make imported pranks.
When I was young, my father emphasized every day how important it was to wear a c**... if I ever had s**....
He said, Any person willing to have s**... with you will sleep with almost anyone else.
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.
"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.
"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.
"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.
Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.
5 advices to men for a happy life
1. You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores,
2. You should find a woman that is a good cook,
3. You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with,
4. You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you,
5. Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.
A woman placed an ad in a news paper. 'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements.
1. He shouldn't beat me.
2. He shouldn't leave me.
Third and most important.
3. He should be great in bed.
One week later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Peter. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."
The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the h**... are you supposed to be great in bed then? Didn't you read the third requirement?"
I think You're mistaken my lady.
Peter replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"
A dog and a cat were having an argument on who is the favorite of humans
The dog says, Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more.
The cat smiles and says, You're not really going to win this one you know.
COWBOY TOMBSTONE JOKE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are below.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me
A joke about golfers.
Two men were playing golf one afternoon when just as they are about to play an important putt on the final hole for the match a large f**... procession passes by on the road at the side of the golf course. One of the men stops in mid putt, removes his cap, bows his head in prayer. The second man retorts "Woah man, that was really respectful". "Well, we had been married for over 25 years" said the other man.
A politician is walking down the street when he is suddenly attacked.
The assailant says "give me all your money." The politician says "do you know who I am? I'm an important government official." The mugger says, "fine, give me all my money."
