The Best 8 Implement Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Implement jokes. There are some implement development jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these implement design puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Implement Jokes and Puns

If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax...

Talk about saving the economy single-handedly.

Dad Joke

My dad - who was a chef - always referred to the cheese knife as "the lesser implement". Once I was going to ask him "Dad, what's the greater implement?" but I just stopped myself in time.

Why was God hesitant to implement his evolution idea?

He worried it would defeet the porpoise.

What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank?

A Dutch Oven

The catholic church needs to implement some kind of Rite of Passage...

It's time to separate the men from the boys.


Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

'Cuz they were stalin'!

Let's pretend we live in a simulation. How did they implement Global Warming?

They used an Al-Gore-ithm.

Since it's Valentine's day, I told my girlfriend we're going to implement one of Trump's new policies during our romantic evening tonight:

EXTREME PETTING

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the implement representation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working implement devise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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