Implants Jokes

Funniest Implants Short Jokes

Short implants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The implants humour may include short dentures jokes also.

1. I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?
2. My coworker is convinced that the government has implanted a microchip in his brain, and is controlling his thoughts. I told him it's all in his head.
3. My blonde friend got breast implants I used to call her " little Connie", now she's just "Silicone"
4. Tag line outside a Breast Implant Clinic: If nature has given you "lemons"
   
   we will re-arrange the alphabets & convert them into "melons" !!
5. Did you hear that McDonald's is implanting all of its employees with technology that gives them all a common hive mind? They're calling themselves the Burg.
6. Magic is like breast implants... ...we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder
7. Why during her implantation die the young girl does Asian? When being possible, "to go because of A, why go because of B, because her parents said"!
8. A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married? On Wednesday
9. At the mall I was at the mall yesterday and there was a girl with a really tight t-shirt that said: "Guess".
   I'm thinking that "Implants" was the wrong thing to say...
10. I had to fire my secretary after she got implants... She used to work for a flat rate, then she demanded I pay her an inflated rate.

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Implants One Liners

Which implants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with implants? I can suggest the ones about transplant and false teeth.

1. Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? A: Silicon Valley
2. She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess So I asked her ... Implants?
3. Nobody knew she had a dental implant until it slipped out in conversation.
4. What is another term for a lung transplant? Breath Implants
5. What did 3 say to 8 Well, I see you went and got the implants!
6. Breast implants are like potato chips. You can't have just one.
7. I asked an Italian plastic surgeon what he uses for breast implants He just replied "Si"
8. How does a woman with breast implants sing? With a false set-o
9. What do you call trendy internal prosthetics? Hip implants
10. "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
11. What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants? Silicon valley.
12. A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs.
13. What do you call cross dressers with breast implants? Booby traps.
14. What do you call a flower's breast augmentation? Implants.
15. Where did Steve Job's wife get her breast implants? Silicon Valley

Breast Implants Jokes

Here is a list of funny breast implants jokes and even better breast implants puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a drag queen with breast implants? A booby trap
• Getting breast implants is an experience you'll never forget. Those mammaries will stay with you forever.
• Breast implant patient in appreciation for the surgeon's work said: "Thanks for the mammaries!" ​
• My friend got caught and thrown... ... in the slammer for stealing a consignment of breast implants.
  he's a silicone
• My wife is getting breast implants. She just doesn't know it yet.
• Natural Breast Implants
• Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants.
• My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary.
• My wife just called AAA because she had a flat. Apparently they can't help with breast implants.

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