Impersonating Jokes
57 impersonating jokes and hilarious impersonating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about impersonating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Impersonating Short Jokes
Short impersonating jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The impersonating humour may include short impersonation jokes also.
- I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer.
- I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me.... I'll return
- I punched a white man in the face and was arrested for assault.. The next day when I got out, I punched a black man in the face and was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
- The other day I punched a white dude and got arrested for assault, Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.
- My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
- I don't mind following rules at work, but when my boss told me to stop impersonating flamingos... I had to put my foot down.
- What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
- My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down
- After 35 years of carrying a gun and a badge. I've decided it's time to stop impersonating a police officer.
- A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
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Impersonating One Liners
Which impersonating one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with impersonating? I can suggest the ones about mocking and fooling.
- My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down
- I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer.
- My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now
- I shot a black teenager the other day I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
- I shot a black man and got caught I was charged with impersonation of a police officer.
- What do Irish people call a Dwayne Johnson impersonator? A Sham-Rock
- What do you call a snoop dogg impersonator? Faux Shizzle
- My girlfriend left me because of my terrible Arnie impersonations. But she'll return.
- When I was 10 years old, I would often impersonate news anchormen More at 11
- What do you call someone who impersonates Alexander Graham Bell? Phony
- I have begun identifying as a Michael Jackson impersonator My pronouns are now hee/hee
- What do you call a pessimistic horse impersonator? A nay-sayer.
- "Lift those weights, see if I care." Said the impersonal trainer.
- When my son told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.. .. I had to put my foot down.
- I found out someone's been impersonating me... Well two can play at that game.
Impersonating Police Jokes
Here is a list of funny impersonating police jokes and even better impersonating police puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer.
- SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
- A cop threatened to detain me for impersonating a police officer Apparently, "you can't arrest me, I'm a police officer!" wasn't a very good answer.
- Social experiment… I punched a white guy and got arrested for assault. When they let me out I punched a black guy and got arrested… for impersonating a police officer.
- My neighbour was arrested for killing a black man. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
- Last two years I spent time impersonating a Federal Agent. Nobody gave me trouble when they saw me, including the police. Then I turned 8 and decided I wanted to be an astronaut instead.
- My friend was arrested for beating an unarmed black man to death He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
- Breaking News: Legal alien lived a lavish lifestyle for years by impersonating music icon Sting. Today he finally turned himself into the police.
- I got arrested for shooting a black man I was charged for trying to impersonate a police officer
- Why was I arrested for only 1 year with a $5,000 fine after killing an unarmed African-American man? On charges of "impersonating a police officer".
Uproarious Impersonating Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about impersonating you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean counterfeit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impersonating pranks.
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: 'in charge of scheduling, I was'
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
The police seem to be making up the law as they go along
I got into a fight with a white man last month, the police intervened and I was charged with assault.
Last night I beat up a black guy, they intervened again and they charged me with impersonating a police officer.
I was arrested for killing a black man
I thought I would be charged with m**..., but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer.
Well, that's the last time I tell my girlfriend to sit on my face...
whilst doing a Sean Connery impersonation.
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world.
For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.
After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating politicians
I was literally in my office doing nothing...
This is b**.... Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered "impersonating an officer"?
I killed a black guy....
I thought I would get arrest for m**..., but I got arrest for impersonating a cop.
My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.
Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.
I'm getting fed up with my wife! She's always stopping my perfect animal impressions just because she finds them annoying.
If she yells at me one more time for impersonating a flamingo, I'm going to have to put my foot down.
