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Imperial Measure Jokes

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Imperial Measure Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Why was the Death Star measured in miles?

Because they used Imperial units.

He: I have a f**......

She: An uncontrollable desire to return to the imperial measurement system??

What does Augustus Caesar and a straight stick used for measuring inches have in common?

They're both imperial rulers

What's Darth Vader favourite measurement system?

The Imperial System

What unit of measurement do Jedi use?

Imperial

I have an obsession with the imperial measurement system...

...I guess it should be considered a f**....


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