Imperfections Jokes
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A Physicist, and Engineer, and a Statistician...
are attempting to fire a cannon at a target 100 meters away. The physicist takes the lead, and performs numerous calculations to determine the cannonball's trajectory. He carefully aims the cannon and fires, coming short by 10 meters. The engineer, accounting for real world tolerances and imperfections, then performs his own calculations. After carefully aiming the cannon and firing, he overshoots by 10 meters.
The statistician then begins shouting with glee that they hit the target.
Someone told me I am an imperfect fool.
I feel more like a complete idiot.
There's only one thing that Frank can't do perfectly
Imperfection.
When the God created Adam...
He realised that Adam was imperfect.
..
Then God created FRANK!
I like girls with an imperfect vocabulary.
They don'e know hot to say no.
Why do Spanish Teachers hate ending their music playlists with Abba?
They think it is an imperfect ending.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person.
.. but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
A farmer was wandering around the ranch
He stopped at regular intervals along his wire fence, mumbling to himself.
"Hey Howard, what's up?" His neighbor cruised by on a pickup truck.
"Bill, there's something wrong with my fence." He points to the vertical piece of wood which held up the wire.
"This is exactly identical to the next! Right down to the imperfect knots and slanted grain!"
Bill hops off and puts on his reading glasses.
"Egad!" He exclaims. "You're right! It seems like this place is full of reposts!"
High school dance.
My friend James only has one eye and was embarrassed to ask anyone to his first high school dance. Since I'm taking wood shop, I agreed to make him a wooden eye. My girlfriend was an artist and she made this eye look perfect. I found him a date for the dance and he said, what does she like? I said, she's really pretty but she just has fat legs. James didn't mind. After all, he had his share of imperfections. So we get to the dance and James approaches the girl. Would you like to dance? She replies, Would I? And James barks back, Fat legs.
A group of researchers were investigating the behavior of bar visitors
They noticed that from opening until closing, 127 people entered the bar and 128 exited. Different scientists tried to explain this anomaly.
The biologist said, "they evidently must have biologically reproduced, resulting in the extra specimen."
The physicist said, "clearly, there's an imperfection in our measurements. We must try again more accurate procedures."
The mathematician said, "if one more person walks in, the bar will be empty."
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