Impediment Jokes
70 impediment jokes and hilarious impediment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about impediment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious jokes that poke fun at speech impediments! From raphael to pomegranate to nausea, these jokes will have everyone doubled over with laughter.
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Funniest Impediment Short Jokes
Short impediment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The impediment humour may include short barrier jokes also.
- arm's length what do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
a speech impediment - What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
- How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates? It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
- What does an Italian have if he's born with one arm shorter than the other ? A speech impediment.
- I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2 I'm gonna call it Schindler's Lisp
- I recently went to a comedy restaurant, and there was a chicken with a speech impediment on stage... The food was great, but the yolks were terrible...
- What is the worst thing to need as a scientist with a speech impediment? a physicist's assistance
- Why did the magician with a speech impediment buy a candy bar? Because he wanted to have a few Twix up his sleeve.
- A boy had a speech impediment and is unable to articulate anything more than the letters of the alphabet. He opens his wallet, only to sadly exclaim:
O I C U R M T - My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet
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Impediment One Liners
Which impediment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with impediment? I can suggest the ones about impaired and hesitation.
- What does an Italian have when he is missing one arm? A severe speech impediment.
- What is it called when an Italian has no hands? A speech impediment
- My parents have a serious speech impediment problem They could never say I love you
- What did the magician with a speech impediment say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod.
- What did the man with a speech impediment name his boat The S.S. Stutter
- A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. Youthless
- What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment.
- What do you call an Italian with only one hand? Speech impediment.
- What do you call an Italian with a broken arm? Speech impediment.
- Everything in the world is easier said than done Unless you have a speech impediment
- Why did the janitor with a speech impediment miss his shift? He overswept
- What do you call an overly emotional tree with a speech impediment? Twee
- Some people seem to tell me I have a speech ingredient... Impediment*
- What do you call a preppy girl with a speech impediment? A babbling Brook
- What does a dog with a speech impediment study? Arf-ticulation
Speech Impediment Jokes
Here is a list of funny speech impediment jokes and even better speech impediment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment.
- What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and who has a speech impediment? His name.
And you should probably be ashamed of yourself. - I'm hosting a bake-off for people with speech impediments tomorrow I don't know if I should whisk any yolks at all
- What do you call an outbreak of zombies that also have speech impediments? The Zombie Apocalisp!
- As a person with a speech impediment, I enjoy telling online jokes They're more of my type.
- Why was the dyslexic Russian politician with a speech impediment arrested? Because he was ligging erections
- How do people with speech impediments carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
- What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, with a speech impediment living under the sink? Dwayne.
- I had to give a talk the other day and my microphone wouldn't work. It was a real speech impediment.
- Ever hear that black people have a speech impediment? Not true, its just a myff.
Entertaining Impediment Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about impediment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inability jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impediment pranks.
A little girl walks into a pet store...
and says, "I'd wike a wabbit pweathe."
The salesperson laughs and mimics the little girl's speech impediment. "Of courthe! Do you want a widdle bwown wabbit, a bwack wabbit, or a thpotted wabbit?"
The little girl says, "I don't think my thnake giveth a thit what color the wabbit ith."
Halloween Pirate Joke
Little Johnny dressed up as a pirate. He rang the first door bell and a woman answered. "Hello!" she said. "What are you dressed up as?" Johnny replies (with his speech impediment), "A birate." "A what?" asked the woman. "A BIRATE!" said Johnny. The woman replied, "Oh, you mean a pirate. Well tell me Mr. Pirate, where are your bucannears?" Johnny looked at her weirdly and said, "They're on my buckin' HEAD!"
What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?
The Alpacalisp.
What does a massage therapist with a speech impediment who moonlights as a dubstep dj do all day?
Wub, wub, wubs.
I wrote a book about a t**... with a speech impediment
It's called Man or Myth
What Do You Call n**... With A Speech Impediment?
The Alt-White.
What goes quack, quack, quack?
A j**... with a speech impediment
Just finished a great book about a t**... who has a speech impediment.
The title is "Man or Myth."
Did you hear about the m**... cat with a speech impediment?
He had nine wives.
A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...
At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"
