Impeachment Jokes
47 impeachment jokes and hilarious impeachment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about impeachment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short impeachment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The impeachment humour may include short accusations jokes also.
- Why will the congress never impeach Trump? Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
- Dear God, If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
Thanks,
America. - Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't want to offend anyone.
Treason's Greetings and Impeach Navidad! - Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump? Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.
- Trump is about to become the only President to be impeached twice He's desperate to prove that anything a Democrat can do, he can do better and in half the time.
- President of South Korea Impeached. Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.
- Why will Congress never impeach Trump? Republicans insist on carrying a baby to full term, even if it was a drastic accident.
- Trump impeachment jokes Donald J. Trump has been impeached.
Finally, something he's earned ! - In honor of Trump's last night as president, tonight I'll be making... Lame Duck A L'Orange, and for dessert, ImPEACHment Cobbler.
- What happened to the government when the president was impeached for the first time ever? They found themselves in an unpresidented situation.
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Impeachment One Liners
Which impeachment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with impeachment? I can suggest the ones about treason and assassination.
- What do you call Trump getting impeached twice? Unpresidented
- Why was Abraham Lincoln never impeached? Because he is in-a-cent.
- Impeach. Hi Peach, I'm Dad.
- What's the difference between Trump and Mario? Trump was impeached, Mario was in Peach
- What did Princess Toadstool say to Donald Trump? IMPEACH.
- What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach.
- Chris Christie's Favorite New Dessert??? Impeach Cobbler
- Why did the fruit leave office? because he was imPEACHED!
lol. i hate myself. - What is a liberal's favorite ice cream flavor? Impeaches and cream
- What do you call Richard Nixon in a Roald Dahl book? ImPEACHment!
- What do you call the biggest impeachment yet? Un-presidented
- The impeachment catch phrase of 2017 "You're fired"
- How much does presidential impeachment insurance cost? Just one pence
- Which fruit is an Orange the most afraid of? an imPEACHment
- When you make a presidential fruit salad... ...don't forget to add the impeaches.
Trump Impeachment Jokes
Here is a list of funny trump impeachment jokes and even better trump impeachment puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- President Trump just compared impeachment to being lynched. If you are expecting an apology he will leave you hanging.
- People are outside the White House protesting, screaming IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH! Trump grabs his Switch, runs outside and yells I'M BOWSER, I'M BOWSER!
- If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics.
- Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character. I'm Peach, Trump
- Trump has finally been impeached. Looks like he's won the popular vote, not once, but twice!
- The new house won't get the senate to impeach Trump Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term
- What does Trump say when someone says he's orange? I'm not orange, impeached!
- What's the difference between James Henry Trotter and Donald Trump? One lives in a peach, and the other is impeached!
- Donald Trump's last words in office: I’m not Orange, Impeached.
- Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him. Trump: "Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check."
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What funny jokes about impeachment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean presidency jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impeachment pranks.
Impeachment joke -
Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing:
The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.
I was shocked when the Republicans wouldn't vote to convict Trump on his second impeachment.
The first time sure, they always insist a baby is carried to full term.
The second one however, shocking as they actually took care of the baby afterwards.
In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon...
Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).
Both were denied.
This is actually true.
The local ice cream shop has introduced a new mixed fruit flavour of ice cream dedicated to the president of the United States
They call it the Im-peached orange.
They say it is good, perhaps the greatest in the history of mixed fruit ice creams.
I know the pandemic is causing people to struggle financially, but honestly, I'm making a fortune.
I rent out bookcases to be installed behind everyone doing a TV interview about either Covid or the Impeachment process.
Impeachment joke
President Trump: "They got a good one now. Even though they're trying to impeach the son of a b—, can you believe that?"
"I thought he was going to give me the Heisman Trophy." he said.
