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Why will the congress never impeach Trump?
Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.
Dear God,
If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.
Thanks,
America.
Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"?
I don't want to offend anyone.
Treason's Greetings and Impeach Navidad!
Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?
Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.
Impeachment joke -
Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing:
The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.
What do you call Trump getting impeached twice?
Unpresidented
Trump is about to become the only President to be impeached twice
He's desperate to prove that anything a Democrat can do, he can do better and in half the time.
I was shocked when the Republicans wouldn't vote to convict Trump on his second impeachment.
The first time sure, they always insist a baby is carried to full term.
The second one however, shocking as they actually took care of the baby afterwards.
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