Impatience Jokes
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A man walks into an Indian restaurant.
The waiter asks, have you ever ordered here before?
The man replies, No, I haven't.
The waiter continues, We're a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form, and he hands a piece of paper to the man.
The man squints at the paper and reads the single sentence, We have naan at this restaurant. The man looked up, puzzled, and asked why he needed to sign this worthless statement.
The waiter replied, impatiently, Just sign the naan disclosure agreement and we can move on.
A guy dies, goes to the gates of heaven, and starts telling Saint Peter a joke.
8 hours later, Peter finally gets impatient, interrupts him and says, "We don't have forever, Norm."
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