Impaler Jokes
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My ex girlfirend
My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames whilst giving me head.
"The Impaler" was my favourite.
Well, at least, that's what I thought she said....
Turns out she's asthmatic and it's my fault she died.
What do you get when you cross henry viii and Vlad the Impaler?
Executed.
What do Winnie the Pooh and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Their middle name.
What does Vlad the Impaler do when he runs out of victims?
Repost.
What do Vlad the Impaler and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
Why was Vlad the Impaler like reddt?
Because if you survived the impaling you were sure to get reposted.
Want to know another creepy coincidence?
Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!
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