Impaired Jokes

• Short Impaired Jokes
• Impaired One Liners
• Visually Impaired Jokes
• Hearing Impaired Jokes
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Funniest Impaired Short Jokes

Short impaired jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The impaired humour may include short injured jokes also.

1. What does Yoda say when he is drunk? Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantitiy to impair my speech
2. A man who passes away leaves $125 million to help the visually impaired. They never found it.
3. I was seeing this h**... about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
4. The bad news is, one of the earliest signs of cognitive impairment is the inability to finish sentences. The good news Is
5. Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them. I know life is tough for the visually impaired.
6. I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing
7. The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog. I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".
8. I've been trying for years to divorce my hearing-impaired wife but she is so mad She refuses to sign anything
9. I gave a speech at a school for those with hearing impairments Too bad it fell on deaf ears
10. I'm visually impaired and the other day I decided to go to the shop I walked into the shop
    and then I went inside.

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Impaired One Liners

Which impaired one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with impaired? I can suggest the ones about handicapped and intoxicated.

1. What do you call an Italian with a broken arm? Speech impaired.
2. Did you know there was a cult for visually impaired? They follow their leader blindly
3. Why did the visually impaired man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
4. My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs.
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fishually impaired.
6. What's the #1 university for the hearing impaired? Yale.
7. At the school for the hearing impaired... ...no one can hear you scream!
8. Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks.
9. Here's a shout out to visually impaired prostitutes You gotta hand it to them
10. No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#
11. What do you call an Italian in handcuffs? Speech Impaired
12. League of Legends: I know how Cassiopeia feels... My asthma impairs movement as well. :/
13. Why are hearing impaired people so o**...? Come again?
14. What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-t**...

Visually Impaired Jokes

Here is a list of funny visually impaired jokes and even better visually impaired puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you're ever unsure, ask a visually impaired person with Tourette Syndrome for advice. They will swear blind by it.
• I used to sell drugs to kids at the school for the visually impaired until I was caught... Luckily they turned a blind eye.
• Today's meeting for visually impaired psychics has been cancelled...
  due to unforeseen circumstances.
  We assure you this issue will be **raised** in our next newsletter.

Hearing Impaired Jokes

Here is a list of funny hearing impaired jokes and even better hearing impaired puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My hearing impaired son has finally come up with a name for his own thrash metal band. Megadeaf.
• I've been volunteering a lot with the hearing impaired lately: I couldn't care less about them as a group, but it's the only way to find a girlfriend who is completely mute.
• I did a m**... exhibition for a group of hearing impaired people yesterday...... ........when I climaxed, they all just looked at me & said "come again?"

Hilarious Impaired Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about impaired you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impotent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make impaired pranks.