Amusing Imodium Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
I was stood in the Chemist..
And I said to the lady behind the counter, Do you have anything that will clear up Diarrhoea?
We have some Imodium plus, if that's what you mean, she replied.
No, I don't think you understand my question. I just s**... on your floor.
Kids are getting high on Imodium now?
I don't think the juice is worth the squeeze!
Imodium is not my first choice anti-diarrhea medicine...
But it's a solid number two.
Hello, is this the Imodium hotline?
Yes. Please hold.