Immunity Jokes

• Short Immunity Jokes
• Immunity One Liners
• Covid Immunity Jokes
• Diplomatic Immunity Jokes
• Herd Immunity Jokes
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Funniest Immunity Short Jokes

Short immunity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The immunity humour may include short immune jokes also.

1. Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
2. I have a mysterious illness where I seem to get sick only during the work week. So, I went to my doctor. He said it was a weekend immune system.
3. My 93-year-old grandma has rheumatoid arthritis and is slow at crosswalks. Yesterday, she got hit by a car. She's perfectly fine -- she has an auto-immune disease!
4. If smiling is contagious... ...then Russian Women must have a vaccine or built an immunity or something.
5. Scientists have declared that ants are immune to COVID-19.... They think its probably because they have.... anty bodies
6. I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives.
7. [OC] My kids seem to magically only get sick on school days...and quite a lot of them. It's like they've got weekend immune systems.
8. I just discovered I can't get sick on Saturdays or Sundays Turns out I have a weekend immune system.
9. Kids are sick so the wife is worried about their weakened immune system making it easier to catch COVID… So I asked her what about their weekday immune system?
10. Glasses wearers are less likely to get Covid-19... I guess you could say we have nerd immunity.

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Immunity One Liners

Which immunity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with immunity? I can suggest the ones about immune system and protection.

1. Boss: How is it that you are always sick on weekdays? Me: It's my weekend immune system.
2. What Johnny Depp needs is not a vaccine… He needs Heard Immunity.
3. Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case? Because he didn't have Heard immunity
4. What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate
5. Why do most employees get sick on work days? Because of their weekend immune system.
6. Why dont ambassadors get sick? Diplomatic immunity
7. My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday I have a weekend immune system
8. "On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades" - probably Helen Keller
9. Your momma's so fat She achieved herd immunity by herself
10. Yo mama is so fat When she took the vaccine she got herd immunity
11. Johnny Depp refuses to get another dose of the vaccine He says he now has Heard immunity
12. During the week I keep getting sick all the time. I must have a weekend immune system
13. WHAT DO WE WANT? HERD IMMUNITY! AND WHEN DO WE WANT TO HEAR IT?
    (Ok, I see myself out)
14. I have a joke on immunity... but you have probably herd it.
15. Why did Johnny Depp skip getting a booster shot? Because he now has Heard immunity .

Covid Immunity Jokes

Here is a list of funny covid immunity jokes and even better covid immunity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do sheep not get covid? They have herd immunity.
• What makes santa immune from covid-19? Santabodies
• Chuck Norris got the COVID vaccine The vaccine is now immune to everything
• Johnny Depp in the time of the Covid He's developed Heard immunity.
• If a foreign diplomat recovers from COVID-19... Does he have diplomatic immunity?

Diplomatic Immunity Jokes

Here is a list of funny diplomatic immunity jokes and even better diplomatic immunity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I figured out why President Trump thinks he doesn't have to wear a mask to protect himself from viruses. Somebody told him he had diplomatic immunity.
• Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity.
• How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity.

Herd Immunity Jokes

Here is a list of funny herd immunity jokes and even better herd immunity puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to spend Christmas together? Because they have herd immunity.
• In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.
  He was a big believer in herd immunity.

Cheerful Fun Immunity Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about immunity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean allergy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make immunity pranks.