Immune Jokes

Funniest Immune Short Jokes

Short immune jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The immune humour may include short immunity jokes also.

1. Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days? Maybe I just have a weekend immune system.
2. I have a mysterious illness where I seem to get sick only during the work week. So, I went to my doctor. He said it was a weekend immune system.
3. My 93-year-old grandma has rheumatoid arthritis and is slow at crosswalks. Yesterday, she got hit by a car. She's perfectly fine -- she has an auto-immune disease!
4. If smiling is contagious... ...then Russian Women must have a vaccine or built an immunity or something.
5. Scientists have declared that ants are immune to COVID-19.... They think its probably because they have.... anty bodies
6. My kids seem to magically only get sick on school days...and quite a lot of them. It's like they've got weekend immune systems.
7. I just discovered I can't get sick on Saturdays or Sundays Turns out I have a weekend immune system.
8. Glasses wearers are less likely to get Covid-19... I guess you could say we have nerd immunity.
9. Johnny Depp would be in a much better position if it wasn't for anti-vaxxers. If it wasn't for them we would all have heard immunity by now.
10. Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to spend Christmas together? Because they have herd immunity.

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Immune One Liners

Which immune one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with immune? I can suggest the ones about invisible and anti.

1. Boss: How is it that you are always sick on weekdays? Me: It's my weekend immune system.
2. What Johnny Depp needs is not a vaccine… He needs Heard Immunity.
3. Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case? Because he didn't have Heard immunity
4. What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate
5. Why do most employees get sick on work days? Because of their weekend immune system.
6. Why dont ambassadors get sick? Diplomatic immunity
7. "On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades" - probably Helen Keller
8. Johnny Depp refuses to get another dose of the vaccine He says he now has Heard immunity
9. WHAT DO WE WANT? HERD IMMUNITY! AND WHEN DO WE WANT TO HEAR IT?
   (Ok, I see myself out)
10. I have a joke on immunity... but you have probably herd it.
11. Why did Johnny Depp skip getting a booster shot? Because he now has Heard immunity .
12. Why do sheep not get covid? They have herd immunity.
13. Lice are immune to corona makes scientists all over the world scratch their head
14. No one ever listens to me about vaccines. I have heard immunity.
15. What makes santa immune from covid-19? Santabodies

Immune System Jokes

Here is a list of funny immune system jokes and even better immune system puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My immune system is racist Every time it finds a foreign body it tries to eliminate it.
• Did you hear about the viruses who started their own in-cell movement? They think it's unfair that plants and animals have their own immune systems.
• T cells Killer T cells are where your immune system finds and destroys infected cells that have turned into virus-making factories.
  Mr. T cells are where they pity the bacterial fools.
• Why do some people drink for health? They think it will booze their immune system.
• Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Unearthly Funniest Immune Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

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