Immobilize Jokes
8 immobilize jokes and hilarious immobilize puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about immobilize that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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what did the plank of wood say as it lay abandoned and immobile in a field for 50 years?
I'm board.
What do you call a friendly immobile sea creature that offers you food and lodging?
An amenable anemone with amenities.
Astrology joke
I've got a cousin who was born with a rare condition that renders him speechless, deaf, blind, immobile, and unable to talk. He mostly lies in bed in a hospital, and we feed him through tubes. But underneath all that, you can totally tell he's got that typical wacky Capricorn sense of humor.
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What do you call a legless nun?
v**... immobile.
Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.
Diablo Immortal?
More like Diablo Immobile
What do you call someone who doesn't have a smartphone?
Immobilized.
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What do you call a priest that can't walk?
v**... Immobile
Medical humour
A properly immobilized patient requires no anesthesia.
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