Imminent Jokes
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The Teacher instructed her class to create a sentence with the words; defense, defeat and detail.
Little Lisa, who was normally a very quiet and reclusive child immediately jumped and waved her hand excitedly. Thinking a breakthrough was imminent, she picked Lisa first. Lisa recited; The cat jumped over defense. Defeat went first, detail went last.
Father Instructs
He sat down very seriously in front of his son, which the son realized meant one of those boring lectures was imminent.
Father produced a brandy snifter, into which he dropped an earthworm. He then took up a bottle of tequila and filled the glass with it.
The worm quickly dissolved.
Now, , what do we learn from this experiment?
Son, thoughtfully.
I guess if you drink tequila you won't have worms.
Mike Anderson was in the hospital...
He knows that his end is imminent, so he gathers his family:
His wife, his daughter and both of his sons.
He also asks for a nurse, two witnesses and his last will to be recorded.
Then he starts speaking:
"Brian, my oldest son, I want you to get castle avenue.
Saskia, my daughter, you get the apartments in the East End.
Jamie, my youngest son, you shall take over the office blocks downtown.
And Sarah, my beloved wife, I'll leave you the apartments in Hackney."
After Mike had died the nurse said:
"Mrs Anderson, your husband surely had to work hard to gather that much property!"
"Property?", Mrs Anderson replied, "My husband delivered newspapers!"
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