immigrant Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious immigrant puns

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight?

Alien VS predator

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A banker, a worker and an immigrant

An immigrant, a worker and a banker are sitting at the table with 10 cookies. The banker takes 9 and then tells the worker "watch out, the immigrant is going to steal your cookie".

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.


The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'


"Can you read this?" the optician asked.


"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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The Polish eye exam.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters

~~'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'~~ 'C Z W I K S N O S T A C Z'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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What do you call an illegal immigrant and a catholic priest fighting?

Alien VS Predator

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If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile

Would it be called Alien vs Predator?

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What do you call an immigrant and a pedophile in a jail cell together?

Alien vs predator.

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A man walks into a bookstore...

A man walks into a bookstore and asks an employee if they have Donald Trump's new book on immigration. The employee, an immigrant himself, said, "fuck you, get out and stay out!"

The man replied, "yeah. Do you have it in paperback?"

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Why did Donald Trump marry an Immigrant?

Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American wants to do

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What do you call an illegal immigrant vs. a child molester?

Alien vs. Predator.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

But first, of course, he had to take an eyesight test.

The optician shows him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" replies the Polish man, "I went to school with the guy!"

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Hey girl, are you a Chinese immigrant from the 1800s?

Because I want to make you mine.

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Two immigrants

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend. "What part did you get?"

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What's the difference between E.T. and an illegal immigrant?

E.T. learned the language, and eventually went home.

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Undefined illness

Who said that health care in Canada was not up to par???

A Muslim immigrant in Toronto goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."

The doctor examines him and then says:

"You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in a dead fish and some rotten cabbage.

Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor 3 days later and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "You were homesick."

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What's the difference between an illegal immigrant and an alien?

E.T. learned to speak English and wanted to go home.

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A Polish Immigrant applies for a driver's license

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a child rapist?

Alien vs Predator

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Flight Report

Flight Attendant: "Captain! I think we have a case of human trafficking! There's a lecherous old slob with an immigrant lady on the plane, who looks like she's being taken against her will! Should we bump them off?"




Captain: "For gods sake Patricia! We don't work for United Airlines anymore! This is Air Force one!"

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What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting?

Alien Vs Predator

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What do you call an Illegal immigrant fistfighting a child molester?

Alien vs. Predator.

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Polish immigrant

A newly-arrived Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license.

He has to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Can you read this?" the clerk asks.

Read it?" the Pole replies, "I know the guy."

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Why did an immigrant marry trump ?

Because immigrants do the jobs that no American wants to do

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What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender?

Alien vs. Predator

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A border patrol officer stops a Mexican immigrant...

...on his way in to the U.S.
He says to the Mexican: "If you can make a whole sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow, Ill let you in with no delay"
The Mexican pauses to think for a few minutes then replies: "The phone goes Green-Green, I Pink it up and I say Yellow"

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Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America:

Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.

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I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

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What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile?

Alien vs. Predator.

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If Bill Cosby rapes an immigrant...

Is it Alien Vs Predator?

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NY Driver's license.

A recently arrived Polish immigrant is taking eye test to get a driver's license in New York. The examiner shows him a card with the following letters:
C Z A J K O K I W S
The examiner asks - Can you read this?
The Polish replies - Read??! I know this guy!!

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What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC?

Great speech sweetheart!

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A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and asks "Papers?"

The immigrant responds "Scissors" and drives away

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Polish Eye Test

A Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test and the Optician shows him the test card:

C Z J X
N Y S A
C Z

and asks him: Can you read that?

The Pole says: Read it? I know the prick!

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An illegal immigrant and a sex offender get into a fight

It was Alien vs. Predator

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I hear they made a movie about an illegal immigrant who beats up a child abuser.

Alien vs Predator

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Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United State

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'

The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.

"Which part did you get?"

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What do you call an old Hispanic immigrant?

A seΓ±or citizen.

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What do you you call a film about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke

But I wouldn't want to cross that border

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Illegal immigrant vs. Child molester

If and illegal immigrant fought a child molester, would it be considered alien vs. predator?

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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I like my coffee like I like my women.

Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again.

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Immigrant comes to a doctor...

"Doctor, after I left my country and traveled here, I feel very ill. I dont sleep well, I cant eat. Help me!", - says immigrant.

"I was in the same situation before", - doctor replies. "There is a bucket in other room. Go take a crap, piss in it, then put your head inside".

Immigrant is confused but obeys. Then comes back to doc.

"Doctor, I feel great now! Tell me, what was wrong with me?"

"You just miss home"

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A CEO, his American employee, and an immigrant applicant are sitting at a table with a box of 20 cookies...

A CEO, his American employee, and an immigrant applicant are sitting at a table with a box of 20 cookies.

The CEO takes 19 cookies, then whispers to the American employee, "Watch out, I think that Mexican is going to try and take your cookie!"

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An immigrant moves to New York City from another country...

He can bearly speak broken English. He notices mice in his apartment and immediately calls the landlord to report the problem. Hello!

-Hello, what's the problem?

-You know Tom and Jerry?

-Yes, Tom and Jerry?

-Well, Jerry problem.

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Two immigrants in Britain have a competition; who can be more English? ...

Two immigrant friends in Britain decide to host a competition between themselves, who can be more English than the other?

They decide that they will meet up in 1 week and see whom is more English than whom.

1 week has past, and they meet up. The first immigrant says "I have become a true Englishmen! I sip tea everyday and I now drive my kids to football practice!"

The other says "Get out of my country you Paki cunt".

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An illegal immigrant and sex offender get into a fight at a bar.

Alien Vs Predator

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Every night at 3am, a Polish immigrant stands outside my house singing "I Want to Know What Love Is"...

...bloody foreigner

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A Muslim immigrant.

A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible" The doctor examines him and says "you need to piss and shit into a bucket for a week, throw some dead fish and a rotting cabbage in" Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for three days" The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says "I feel wonderful, what was wrong with me? The doctor replied "You are Homesick"

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What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant

Paperless trans action

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Why can't immigrants play uno?

Because they keep trying to take all of the green cards!

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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Could be taken as racist, or insecure (maybe both)

What do you call a immigrant fighting a rapist. "Alien versus predator"

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An immigrant man was walking on the road

when he looked down, and was amazed by the shininess of a quarter he just found. He asked the guy next to him what the beautiful piece of metal was.
"Well sir, it's just common cents."

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Milio Yiannopoulos is now an unemployed immigrant on a work visa.

Let's deport him!

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What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight?

Alien Vs. Predator

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My computer auto-corrected "illegal immigrant" to "undocumented person."

It's a PC PC.

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Polish to the left of me, arabs to the right,

Here I am, stuck in an immigrant queue

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If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight...

Is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.

"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."

Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What do you call a ilegal immigrant fighting a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What Do You Call A Fight Between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pervert?

Alien V. Predator.

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An old Cuban immigrant is dying (NSFW-language)

and he asks his nurse "Please take me back to Cuba, I want to kiss the Cuban flag for one last time before I die". The nurse replies " We can't take you there, but I will get you the next best thing". She pulls down her pants and so it happens that she is wearing underwear with the Cuban flag printed on her ass. The man, in tears, kisses the underwear, looks at her and says "Now turn around, I want to kiss Fidel Castro one last time"

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Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.'

The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.

"Which part did you get?"

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Why are all immigrants to Finland winners?

Because they all crossed the Finnish line.

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If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant

Because I lay down sick tracks

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What do you call a fight between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pedophile?

Alien vs Predator

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What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over sexual harassment?

*Alien v. Predator*

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If an illegal immigrant and paedophile have a fight

Does that make it Alien vs Predator?

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

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What do you call an immigrant living in Stockholm?

Artificial Swedener.

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Job-stealing immigrant was arrested yesterday.

Cops found 63 jobs in his basement.

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If Melania divorces Donald Trump

Then an immigrant will get half of the US in the divorce settlement :)

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If they made a movie about a paedophile fighting an immigrant

Would it be called Alien vs Predator?

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What do you call an immigrant living in Stockholm?

An artificial Swedener.

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If an illegal immigrant and a pedophile got in a fight, would it be Alien vs. Predator?

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I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was.

"Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"

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A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar...

And the bartender asks, "What'll ya have, Mr. President?"

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Did you hear they're going to be making a new alien versus predator movie

It's going to be starring an illegal immigrant versus bill Cosby

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If an illegal immigrant sets fire to their arm

Is it an illegal firearm?

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Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametraclly opposed, foes

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If an illegal immigrant was attacking a priest

Would that make it Alien vs. Predator?

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What do you call an attractive woman in England?

An immigrant.

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What does a redneck and an immigrant have in common?

Neither of Them can fully grasp the language

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I just heard that Trump freed 2 immigrant kids out of 102..

At least they keep it 100 with us

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Immigrants

Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it "White People"

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Hu Inxiang Maotsi, a Chinese immigrant to the US, had to shorten his name so that people would be able to pronounce it properly. He chose to initialize his name. So now, if you ask him who he is, he'll say "I am Hu IM."

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

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So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president?

You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price.

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If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything!

Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant....


What am I saying, we're all fucked

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Why did the illegal immigrant take his whiskey neat?

He didn't want to deal with I.C.E

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I like my immigrants like I like my mosquitoes

Not in my Country.

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What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race?

An immigrant

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What do you call a Catholic Priest and an illegal immigrant fighting?

**Alien** vs **Predator**

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Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametric'ly opposed, foes

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What does an undocumented Mexican immigrant have in common with a pirated Ridley Scott movie?

Both are an illegal Alien.

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A cowboy sees a majestic horse...

It's the most beautiful horse he's ever seen, and he wants nothing more than this horse. He finds the owner of this horse, an immigrant, and asks to buy it. The owner says, "I tell you misser, dis horse no look so good." The cowboy persists, extolling the physical virtues of this horse. The immigrant says, "Okay misser, but I tell you he no look so good". The cowboy mounts the horse and says "Giddyup". The horse immediately slams into a tree and breaks its neck. The infuriated cowboy goes back to the immigrant and asks him why he didn't tell him the horse was that suicidal. The immigrant says "He not suicidal, he just no look so good!"

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table ;)

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A Briton, an Australian, and a Haitian are all in a pub...

The Briton says: "My day sucked major arse. Me job was taken by a bloody Polish immigrant. Now I can't even afford to drink my tea and beer!"

The Australian says: "Nah mate, my day was a lot worse. Some Indonesian bloke stole me money! Now I can't afford to surf and go walkabout!"

The Haitian chuckles. The Brit and Aussie ask him what is so funny. The Haitian says: "In Haiti, we don't have that problem!"

"Must be bloody good for ya mate."

"Not really."

The Briton is angry at this. He shouts at the Haitian "DO YOU 'AVE ANY FOOKIN' IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY?"

The Haitian laughs. "Nope! I do not know what it's like."

The Aussie is confused as hell, "So how is it bad for you

Haitian cries and says "I have never had money."

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Alien vs predator

Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?

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What do you call someone who hits you with an ice cream truck while you juggle balls?

An under-age illegal immigrant

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One liner

I'm an immigrant, you're an immigrant. we should be friends with benefits.

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I don't like all these immigrants in Britain.

Coming over here, taking our Polish people's jobs.

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What'd Donald Trump say to an immigrant whose house burnt down?

You're fired...

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Immigrants these days just can't win.

First Trump's travel ban and now boxing.

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Job-stealing immigrant ARRESTED after cops find 63 jobs in his basement.

Sidenote: I don't have licence for posting this job and now UK police is looking for me.

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What do you call an illegal immigrant fighting a sex offender?

Alien vs predator

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What do you call an illegal immigrant and a Catholic priest fighting?

Alien VS Predator

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An Immigrant in the UK finds a Lamp.

So one day, an immigrant happens apon a Lamp. He picks it up and spontaneously rubs it. Suddenly a Genie pops out.

'You have rubbed my Lamp, I can now give you 3 wishes' Said the Genie.
'Wow ok, my first wish is to have a huge Banquet'
POOF and the Banquet appears.
'Now for my second wish is to have a very large house;
POOF and a Mansion with a swimming pool appears.
'For my final wish, I would like to be British'
POOF, the Mansion and Banquet disappears!
'What happened to my Banquet and Mansion?' Asked the confused Immigrant.
'Ah, you're British now, you're entitled to fuck all' Replied the Genie.

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An immigrant couple are trying for a baby...

and not having any luck. After months of trying and failing to get pregnant the wife finally visits a fertility specialist. The doctor examines her and when he is finished he looks grave.

He says "I'm sorry to tell you this but you have an deficient eggs. If you have a baby it will be a miracle."

The woman is devastated. Her spirts low, she returns home to break the news to her husband.

When she arrives she tells him withe her thick accent "Ze doctor says I haffa de fish eggs, and if I have a baby its gonna be a mackerel"

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Did you see TomΓ‘s costume?

He dressed up as a legal immigrant.

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What do you call a redneck who isn't inbred?

an immigrant.

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What do you call a white immigrant in japan

An erregal Aryan

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What's the difference between an immigrant & a book?

One of them has papers.

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What do you call a Peruvian Immigrant?

A Lima Beaner

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

**An immigrant.**

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I'm excited about the next season of The Apprentice ...

... it proves that Donald Trump can be replace with immigrant labor.

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Immigrants are like sperm

millions get in but only one works.

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What do you call an illegal Italian immigrant?

an imPASTA!

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What do you call an illegal immigrant who wants to become a lawyer?

A para-illegal.

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Immigrants and pedophiles get into a brawl. What is the new headline?

Aliens vs Predators!

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What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see

Illegally blind

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Trump's first act as president

Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald

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What work did the Italian immigrant to West Virginia want to do?

Be a cola miner.

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An immigrant kid...

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I was on OkCupid and a girl said "Blonde haired immigrant here to steal your jobs."

I was like hahaha jokes on you. I don't have a job...

Dang it.

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I'm not worried about Irma

Trump will build the wall on the coast to keep the immigrant storm out

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Whats Donald Trumps least favourite Led Zeppelin song?

Immigrant song.

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What does an elderly first-generation immigrant have in common with a hipster redneck?

They both miss the old country.

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Why did the immigrants cross the border?

Because their country is a shithole.

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What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a sexual predator?

Alien vs Predator

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If any illegal immigrant fought off a child molester, would it be Alien VS Predator?

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Jesus was an illegal immigrant

They deported him

3 days later, he rose from the south and was back in the U.S.

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What did the German immigrant say to the transgender

Du bist eine Mann

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An immigrant kid was finally reunited with his family.

He had to swim to Thailand and get stuck in a cave.

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I can see why American's have reservation on imigrants

Last time a lot of immigrant migrated there they took over the whole damn place.

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Trump: I want to deport 11,000,000 illegal immigrant and 2 puppies.

People: 2 puppies!? Why?
Trump: See, nobody cares about illegal immigrants.

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I wonder what the alt-right thinks about Werner von Braun...

On one hand he was a Nazi, but on the other he was an immigrant stealing American jobs.

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What do you call a prising fight between a rapist and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus predator

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A bigot and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar, what happens?

The alien abducts the bigot.

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I don't think my immigrant friend is good at English

Cause every time i ask him where he came from he only say:"YeahMen"

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What do you call a mexican immigrant?

Tresspacito

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What did a Lord of The Ring fan who works as an American borderline guard say to an illegal immigrant?

You shall not pass !!!!

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What do you get if...

What do you get if an immigrant and a rapist go at it.



Alien vs Preditor.

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What are the best Immigrant puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Immigrant? Well, here are the best jokes about Immigrant to have fun with.

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